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[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 49 points 1 day ago

Of course you survived! The ones that died from traumatic brain damage aren’t around to make stupid comments

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago

And let's be honest, fewer of us survived than nowadays.

Yeah, not everyone got rocketed out the front window from lying up on the rear deck of our parents' oldsmobile. Not all of us had life altering injuries from jumping bikes off shitty ramps with no protection. Not every one of us ended up in a pedo neighbors basement, But some of us did. Our parents' apathy to parenting and our own poor judgment skills weren't lessons to make us better or badges of honor. We survived despite of all that rather than because of it.

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

It's the lead. They inhaled too much leaded gasoline fumes and lived during the golden era when a job at the hardware store was enough to afford a 2,500sq/ft house and 4 kids.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I just remembered this old lady, generation not important because it's her attitude that's old, complaining about people walking along the bike path listening to music. She was probably whining to me about me honestly. So the next week I listened to expedition 33 music on my bike because it's amazing music. I have heard that music coming out of her house and not one complaint about people listening to music on the bike path since, the old bat. Show her what music is.

[–] Stitch0815@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago

Wait

Are you listening to music on speaker in public?

Because if so, she is not an old bat, your are just a (presumably) young brat.

Get some headphones mate

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I survived because mom made me take judo at like a rather early age, I think I was like around six or seven. But practicing falling down safely. Ukemi.

Ukemi (受け身) refers to the art of safe falling and breakfalls in Japanese martial arts, such as judo and aikido, literally translating to "receiving body". It is a critical skill for absorbing the impact of throws or takedowns, protecting the head and body, and ensuring training safety.

Like I didn't even know I had that skill, but since these electric scooters and bikes and whatnot have come super popular and I've owned a few myself, I've been in way more falls and crashes than I was as a kid. Even somewhat serious ones.

But I never hit my head, and just found myself on the ground slightly winded.

In one I apparently made it sone 3m into the air, I remember seeing a car drive in front of me and then ground-sky-ground-sky-ground-sky. Luckily the dude wanted to call the cops (as he was blaming me for his wannabe tuned bmw got a bit smashed). Cops came and noted how it wasn't my fault. The other dude had to pay a few hundred euros to me for ribs and whatnot.

Anyway how I've survived, literally, is intuitively shielding my head and falling the right way. Without even knowing it. I just realised after like a half a dozen crashes that it can't be luck.

I should really start wearing a helmet.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But practicing falling down safely. Ukemi.

Ukemi (受け身) refers to the art of safe falling and breakfalls in Japanese martial arts

Just as advice, you don't even need to go to martial arts class to get this; various activities have tutorials on falling "correctly", even theater! Even if you (the reader) don't get a formal lesson, let me share the basics :

  1. Be aware of your surroundings
  2. Bend your knees when you fall, absorbing the impact
  3. Roll to transfer the vertical momentum to horizontal momentum
  4. Curve your back to assist on point 2 (NB : do not do funky things on your back if you are about to smack your back INTO something)

Better yet, have a spotter (someone who is there to make sure you don't fall off whatever thing you are on).

I learnt the last one from trampolining and indoor climbing.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Oh sure, I'm not saying it's just judo or martial arts or anything.

My point is that I'm thankful my mom made my 7-year old ass listen to someone who taught falling safely, as I fell quite frequently. And for some 20 years I did not realise just how strong the effect of the conditioning had been. Which was very good.

I'm sure you'd agree that someone just reading the instructions even if they're perfect, would have a hard time achieving doing them on the first time. That those kind of things, tucking your chin and exhaling on impact, really only become familiar once you've drilled them again and again and again and again. I don't exactly like repetition, and that judo course as a kid is one of the only things I've ever repeated before I was like 27. (Nowadays I do rewatch a lot of shows, I didn't used to do that)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

yep, the reply isn't so much for you, just reminding people that various activities can offer this, and it's more accessible than one may think.

[–] echo@lemmy.today 245 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Survivor bias... they incorrectly believe that because they lived that there was no actual danger. Truly, the selfish and self-absorbed generation. :(

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 124 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well ya know I drank really really hard for 40 years, but I didn't have liver failure.

Guess there's no consequences for alcoholism! Guess I can keep drinking forever! I am immortal!

And THAT is what I imagine my still alcoholic boomer dad must think daily.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I grew up when drunk driving was legal! I had a van, and was always the designated drunk driver! Cops would stop me and tell me to drive safer in case another cop was arsed to pull me over! Never got busted, and never died!!

Woke snowflakes today, I tell ya' !

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

When I was younger, I had my Boomer in-laws decide that I would drive because I had drunk the least—I had drunk plenty. And this just seemed like something normal and I'd just nonchalantly say, "Oh, that makes sense. That's smart."

They were upset that I wouldn't, insisted they would, and got more upset that I ordered a cab.

Fortunately, after they realised they'd lost, they sided with the idea being really stupid and irresponsible, but I think that's just because they got morally caught out by a 22-year old.

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago

Nobody who smoked for 70 years ever died young. That's a fact.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

one of my best friends growing up drak heavy for 30 years and then tried to quit but had a Alcohol-related seizures from going cold turkey, fell and broke his neck. But his liver is fine.

he has barely any movement of his upper body but he kicked the bottle, hasnt had a drink since! (Because he cant do it without somone helping him)

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Can't believe The Onion is nearly a century old.

[–] Steve@communick.news 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I always like to point out that they were originally called Generation Me. They were the first generation studied, who were more concerned with self fulfilment, than social responsibility.

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I was 7 years old in 1982 I fell off my bike and got a concussion. I was unconscious for a whole day. Not every child survived injuries sustained during those decades. I'm lucky I did.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ya a whole day pretty bad. You're lucky you woke up, pretty sure that was a coma. If your out for 20 - 30 mins you pretty much received brain damage.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

I was a pretty intelligent kid with all my wits, and that accident happened in the 2nd grade, and I remember in the 4th grade being a wiz at geography lessons, same year my teachers chose me to be the "class president" and in 5th grade was invited to special early morning classes for gifted writers at the high school campus, so I guess my brain remained intact after the 2nd grade concussion. I also remember in 4th grade writing about my "concution" and my teacher talked with me for a minute about it, she was concerned & interested, and told me the correct way to spell "concussion." 😄 I'm 50 now & still remember so much, so I guess my brain's alright.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have had a concussion as an 11 year old, and have absolutely zero memory of what happened or how. It probably involved my bike, since that was outside when I somehow stumbled back home (which I also don't remember).

My brain goes from two or three days pre-concussion, to having the absolute worst time with my parents waking me every hour at night for no clear reason and my arm being broken. I think I have some vague delirious memories from that, but none of them make sense, and maybe I inveted them afterwards.

It was not a fun time, and a helmet would have probably prevented that. There's no permanent damage, i think, but that was extremely lucky.

[–] pEg@startrek.website 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

Ayup. Ask them about that mate who died as a kid and they go all funny and quiet

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Exactly, no one mentions the kids that died from traumatic brain injuries

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Knew a guy who came through a nursing home.

Dude was in his 50s. Had an injury at 17. Fucked him for life. Dude was emotionally stunted at like 13. Confined to a chair, horrific tripping hazard when walking. Harassed women at every opportunity. Stuttered. Had a permanent soft spot. Worst part about the women thing is he knew better. You'd call him on it and he'd stop. Ended up talking to him like a dog near the end.

He was a rolling fucking lawsuit. Dunno where behaviorallly he could have lived but not in an assisted living.

I think the family just moved him around to various places until he got kicked out.

.... The ones they don't mention

That seems inconvenient to think about, so im not going to.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

And now a lot of the same shit is documented on video a couple of clicks away from where this boomer consumes content. I gave up on seeking morbid shit like an edgy teen a long time ago, but just regular news feed on telegram, reddit and the likes frequently brings up NSFW content. It's still spring but I remember at least a couple of clips this year of kids playing stupud games to their end I saw on the surface-level internets.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 165 points 1 day ago (8 children)

"how did we survive?"

Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can't.

This type of person cannot fathom that their singular experience is not representative of everyone else's experience. Conservatism in a nutshell.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

this is why they oppose developing critical thinking in public education. believe what you're told to believe, do what you're told to do.

science, facts, evidence all have a liberal bias, therefore the only choice is to support pedophile rapist fascist, because...he hates minorities just like his supporters do

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[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Friend got hit by a car when on bike, went flying, rolled over the car, smacked into the road.

Got up, checked bike first, sighted and started dragging it's carcass back home.

...but to be honest, dude was kinda indestructible and totally the exemption in every dangerous situaiton.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hit my head on the pavement bicycling drunk while my helmet was sitting on my desk at work. Ask me how fun the two weeks after that concussion was.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

Multiple concussions from sports as a kid. It's great to never know if my memory issues and depression are a result of that or if I was just fucked from the start.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I got hit by a car while biking without a helmet! Toppled up onto their hood and slid off once they came to a complete stop. Totalled the bike. I just got really fucking lucky and didn't hit my head. Would not advise.

I was just lazy and didn't go back up to my apartment once I got down and realized I had forgotten the helmet, because it was "just a short ride to the park". Never again.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can’t.

I mean, you can. Falling off your bike isn't universally fatal. Even bad injuries aren't unrecoverable - especially when you're young and resilient and you're body is still growing.

But imagine telling a 12-year-old to take off their helmet and pads and go plow themselves into a tree, because it builds character. Why would anyone voluntarily subject themselves to this? Why would anyone advocate for this?

You're not building up some kind of robust spirit of mind or body. You're not growing as a person. You're just being hazed.

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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 7 points 1 day ago

have they not noticed the average life expectancy has gone...... up since then?

I always bet the old people alive posting this crap also never did it. I think about all the stuff my friends and used to do racing bikes or whatever we could fine that rolled in the alley in our neighborhood and never once think it makes me a better person than kids today. Was driving home late the other night and saw kids in the abandoned pool having a band play, skateboarding and even spinning fire and wish I was doing that then commuting home. The kids are alright.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just a helmet is fine and still 99.99% as fun

[–] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So you admit that it is less fun…

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 9 hours ago

It is less fun because having the wind in your hair and risk of instant death is fun.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

They survived with head trauma and voted for trump.

[–] homes@piefed.world 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

That was Gen X. And we have the scars and broken bones and dead friends to prove that it was dangerous. that’s why kids nowadays wear kneepads and helmets.

You’re welcome

TikTok and AI are bad for your brain.

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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 day ago

Many didn't.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My ma (Boomer) likes to talk about how her and her siblings used to chew on road tar like gum and than she laughs about it, har har. Whenever I mention something I'm being cautious about with my kids.

She also had lung and breast cancer, could be unrelated but maybe it didn't help.

I'd like to add that neither of my parents believed that second hand smoke was "real" either. So I got blasted with carcinogens from birth until I moved out at 17. I'll be lucky if I don't get cancer.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought that was just my father.
He also told me many times how that was their chewing gum.

And also the bottle of mercury they used to pour down a slide.
Oh, and also the tradition of melting lead on Christmas and pouring it into water, getting prediction of the future.

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I knew a kid in high school who was hit by a car while riding his bike in the days before kids wore helmets.

He was fucked up. He survived, but it was "learning how to walk and talk again" survival.

I also had a teacher in college who wasn't wearing a helmet when he flipped his bike and landed on his head. He was alright as long as you think regular, crippling migraines are alright.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Right after I graduated middle school, three guys were riding in the back of an El Camino that took a curve too fast. All but one were killed quite nastily. Driver too. That was 1972, and the sole survivor still isn't doing well. So much for the good Old Days when kids were free.

Ask this Joneser about all this shit boomers get nostalgic over. I'll tell you the real story.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or they call CPS or slowly crush the kid under their F150 extended cab.

Also I knew a skateboarder who got severe brain trauma, so idk wear a fucking helmet because your head didn't evolve to fall on concrete at 20 mph.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

The worst part of WWIII will be the second wave boomers, who will trigger WWIV when they age out of relevancy.

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