JennaR8r

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

As a woman I've been working my ass off all my life including military service, and I honestly wouldn't mind getting a taste of the old days back when women were allowed to be cooking & cleaning & childbearing & nurturing loving & fully living in our feminine energy, and respected & appreciated for all of it. Unfortunately the whole world relies upon money nowadays and if you don't earn money then you're considered worthless, and for some reason all the work women classically did was not considered worthy of pay. So here we are all struggling for survival in this capitalist hellscape, women can't feel feminine & beautiful while we're working soul-draining jobs to stay alive. Hooray for women's rights movement I guess?. At least I have my own money & bank account & credit cards & domicile & complete independence, although being a wage slave isn't really independence, is it? If this is what women were fighting to achieve, congratulations, we got it. Here we are. What good is it when we're all too exhausted to enjoy life because working our asses off to survive?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago

I have a drug enthusiast friend 10 years younger than me who looks & feels 20 years older than me because drugs really age a person. He said, and I quote, "By all metrics you are younger & healthier than I am."

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago

@potoooooooo THAT'S the spirit 😃✨

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

It's ginormous but only a few inches deep

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Sometimes kids get in there before their parents tell them to get out

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

drawn? Like pencil drawings?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have questions. 1) is "gilf" grandma? 2) Your epithet for your nephew is "little fucker," and you're shocked that his young little mind is so corrupt?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Were they born without libidos?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

🎵 I was LOOKIN' kinda dumb with my FINGER and my thumb in the SHAPE of an L on my forehead 🎵

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Somehow this one hits funnier than OP's. The George Jetson version made me giggle.

 

I'm a healthy outdoorsy athletic woman, never touched drugs or alcohol or junk food, a lifestyle which is intentional & ESSENTIAL criteria I work hard for.

So WHY the only men who approach me with amorous intentions are unhealthy, cigarette, alcohol, junk food men??

Update: Thank you for your thoughtful responses & the humorous ones too. I upvoted my favorites & laughed at the funnies and you've given me plenty to think about & work on.

 

Be me 10 years old

I thought "adultery" meant acting like an adult.

I accidentally found the worst way to experiment with this new word in my vocabulary.

My mom mentioned that her boyfriend wouldn't be spending the night.

In my mind I thought that means she'll be going to bed early which is a responsible "adult" thing to do. "Adultery," if you will.

So I responded to her something about adultery, can't remember exactly what I said because it was 40 years ago but I did say the word "adultery "

Mom was dismayed but quickly read me & concluded I didn't really know what that word meant.

 
 
 
 

 

I grew up with the word "hand muff," a cozy fluffy tube to keep hands warm in winter.

Nowadays whenever someone says "muff," someone else giggles 🙄

 
 

hi I'm kinda ignorant when it comes to current events related to politics, can you please tell me if the Israel Palestine conflict has any relation to the Iran thing or are they two separate things happening right now?

I saw this car with this message on his window and it occurred to me I have no idea what's going on in the world. I just hear things in the news and hardly comprehend them and ignore them. My definition of ignorant is IGNORing things I don't understand.

 
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