I have a drug enthusiast friend 10 years younger than me who looks & feels 20 years older than me because drugs really age a person. He said, and I quote, "By all metrics you are younger & healthier than I am."
JennaR8r
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@potoooooooo THAT'S the spirit 😃✨
It's ginormous but only a few inches deep
Sometimes kids get in there before their parents tell them to get out
drawn? Like pencil drawings?
I have questions. 1) is "gilf" grandma? 2) Your epithet for your nephew is "little fucker," and you're shocked that his young little mind is so corrupt?
Were they born without libidos?
🎵 I was LOOKIN' kinda dumb with my FINGER and my thumb in the SHAPE of an L on my forehead 🎵
Somehow this one hits funnier than OP's. The George Jetson version made me giggle.
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The way this rock is in the sand casting a shadow looks like an upside down heart
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When & why did the word "muff" become a crass euphemism for a woman's crotch area?
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As a woman I've been working my ass off all my life including military service, and I honestly wouldn't mind getting a taste of the old days back when women were allowed to be cooking & cleaning & childbearing & nurturing loving & fully living in our feminine energy, and respected & appreciated for all of it. Unfortunately the whole world relies upon money nowadays and if you don't earn money then you're considered worthless, and for some reason all the work women classically did was not considered worthy of pay. So here we are all struggling for survival in this capitalist hellscape, women can't feel feminine & beautiful while we're working soul-draining jobs to stay alive. Hooray for women's rights movement I guess?. At least I have my own money & bank account & credit cards & domicile & complete independence, although being a wage slave isn't really independence, is it? If this is what women were fighting to achieve, congratulations, we got it. Here we are. What good is it when we're all too exhausted to enjoy life because working our asses off to survive?