It must be so fucking frustrating to be an onion writer these last few years. How do you parody the already absurd?
Assassassin
As I've said to a good few people: if they don't want me to call them out, the block button is right there. It's as level of a playing field as it gets!
Not with that sttitude
Not terribly often, it's mostly reserved for the spammers. I like being able to tell bad people to fuck themselves more than once.
Multiple concussions from sports as a kid. It's great to never know if my memory issues and depression are a result of that or if I was just fucked from the start.
Bingo
Yooooo nice nanner
"how did we survive?"
Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can't.
This type of person cannot fathom that their singular experience is not representative of everyone else's experience. Conservatism in a nutshell.
What sad news, the forest service does really important work. I'm sure that this means an even more aggressive selling off of land and more destruction of untouched habitats.
Marge, it's been like 2 weeks since you left. You're still part of the group that needs to burn to the ground.
Oh, yeah. Mods are crazy sometimes.