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Found this big boy on my back porch. The banana slug is native to the Pacific Northwest region of the USA, it is one of the largest slugs in the world growing up to ten inches long… my slug isn’t that big though

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[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Little slug bro claims he is 9.5" online... now you've ruined him with the hard facts.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you think he counts his eye stalks towards his total length?

He knows all the angles to shoot from... hell if his snail trail is viscous enough he plays the light just right to make it look like a part of him. He is a god amongst catfishers.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

He measures from his butthole to his eye stalks, little cheater

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] theherk@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Looooong looooooong maaaAAAnnn

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I adore those critters. Lived for a while in the Bay Area and had friends in the hills above Santa Cruz, so knew full well about them.

Fast forward some 25 years and my dad decides after the end of the third divorce to leave New England move to the California mid-coast.. and he tells me about these humongous yellow and black slugs.. I told him they feel really cool and to pick one up.

He calls me a week later to grumble that he did.. but oh, by the way, did I forget to mention that their slime was like a natural form of contact cement that took days for him to get off his hands?

Why no dad.. I did not forget.

I love you too.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oop! I’ve never touched one on purpose and I’ve definitely never picked one up! I enjoy seeing them around though, I’m more of a slug admirer than a slug enjoyer

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh man you have gotta try licking one. True PNW right of passage - the slime is a shockingly effective anesthetic.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't think that's safe lol didn't a kid die from eating a slug? Not sure if it applies to this species but I wouldn't chance it.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah, generally the worry is about rat lungworm.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

eating =/= licking - but fwiw you've eaten plenty of slug slime in your life. While there are slug-borne parasites, the ones which are a threat to humans cannot live in the mucous itself (at least with banana slugs...)

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Impressive length for being soft

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Why did you not use a banana for scale

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Instructions unclear: used banana slug for scale.

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you please mark this nsfw? Your slug is VISIBLY horny.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

lol I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize! I’m not an expert on slug arousal!

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 5 points 2 days ago

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Fucking slugs

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Yooooo nice nanner

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Banana slug has two anuses

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Went camping at Olympic once. I was not ready for banana slugs.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

banana slug for scale

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

Your banana slug is ripe and almost ready to make banana slug bread!

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

He also comes wrapped in leopard patterned speedo too...he's ready..

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Why. Sees pretty typical from my experience.