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Found this big boy on my back porch. The banana slug is native to the Pacific Northwest region of the USA, it is one of the largest slugs in the world growing up to ten inches long… my slug isn’t that big though

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[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Little slug bro claims he is 9.5" online... now you've ruined him with the hard facts.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do you think he counts his eye stalks towards his total length?

[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

He knows all the angles to shoot from... hell if his snail trail is viscous enough he plays the light just right to make it look like a part of him. He is a god amongst catfishers.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He measures from his butthole to his eye stalks, little cheater

[–] fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

If you've ever had a boner, it does extend towards the butt hole, and the man's g spot.

The whole taint region gets a boner.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] theherk@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Looooong looooooong maaaAAAnnn

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I adore those critters. Lived for a while in the Bay Area and had friends in the hills above Santa Cruz, so knew full well about them.

Fast forward some 25 years and my dad decides after the end of the third divorce to leave New England move to the California mid-coast.. and he tells me about these humongous yellow and black slugs.. I told him they feel really cool and to pick one up.

He calls me a week later to grumble that he did.. but oh, by the way, did I forget to mention that their slime was like a natural form of contact cement that took days for him to get off his hands?

Why no dad.. I did not forget.

I love you too.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oop! I’ve never touched one on purpose and I’ve definitely never picked one up! I enjoy seeing them around though, I’m more of a slug admirer than a slug enjoyer

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh man you have gotta try licking one. True PNW right of passage - the slime is a shockingly effective anesthetic.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't think that's safe lol didn't a kid die from eating a slug? Not sure if it applies to this species but I wouldn't chance it.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah, generally the worry is about rat lungworm.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

eating =/= licking - but fwiw you've eaten plenty of slug slime in your life. While there are slug-borne parasites, the ones which are a threat to humans cannot live in the mucous itself (at least with banana slugs...)

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Impressive length for being soft

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Instructions unclear: used banana slug for scale.

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can you please mark this nsfw? Your slug is VISIBLY horny.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

lol I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize! I’m not an expert on slug arousal!

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Why did you not use a banana for scale

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 5 points 3 months ago

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Fucking slugs

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Yooooo nice nanner

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Went camping at Olympic once. I was not ready for banana slugs.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

banana slug for scale

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 3 months ago

Your banana slug is ripe and almost ready to make banana slug bread!

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

He also comes wrapped in leopard patterned speedo too...he's ready..

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Banana slug has two anuses

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Why. Sees pretty typical from my experience.