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Do you think he counts his eye stalks towards his total length?
He knows all the angles to shoot from... hell if his snail trail is viscous enough he plays the light just right to make it look like a part of him. He is a god amongst catfishers.
He measures from his butthole to his eye stalks, little cheater
If you've ever had a boner, it does extend towards the butt hole, and the man's g spot.
The whole taint region gets a boner.