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DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women (theonion.com)
submitted 1 day ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Microsoft Foils Major Typing Plot, Arrests Child (disreport.com)
submitted 23 hours ago by Dispassionate@quokk.au to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut (theonion.com)
submitted 15 hours ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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White House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvation (disreport.com)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Dispassionate@quokk.au to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Trump Promises Prosperity Will Trickle Down Like a “Golden Shower” After Fed Rate Hike (disreport.com)
submitted 2 days ago by Dispassionate@quokk.au to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare (disreport.com)
submitted 3 days ago by Dispassionate@quokk.au to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Donald Trump unveils “Reverse Border Security Initiative” (disreport.com)
submitted 3 days ago by Dispassionate@quokk.au to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Celebrities Achieve Ultimate Privacy by Posting 27 Cryptic Instagram Stories a Day (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by Hambry@lemmy.world to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have (theonion.com)
submitted 6 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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AI tech mogul confused why expendable human capital booing him during commencement address (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 6 days ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Kash Patel’s Official Travel Schedule Suspiciously Similar To Upcoming Papa Roach Tour Dates (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal (theonion.com)
submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child (youtu.be)
submitted 1 week ago by potatoguy@mbin.potato-guy.space to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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The artificial intelligence company announced the data center will be positioned in the heart of the small, race car-themed bedroom where 8-year-old Billy Treaker fights a rare kidney disease on a daily basis.

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Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People (i.postimg.cc)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Note: This was originally made for The Onion's photo section, there is no article.
And for anyone OOTL: Trump is currently in China to meet with Xi Jinping. You can read about it here via the Associated Press.

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David Attenborough no longer allowed to play with Lego (newsthump.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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US Threatens To Keep Bombing Iran Until Access to Straight of Hormuz Returns to How It Was Before Us Started Bombing Iran (theshovel.com.au)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Interest Rates Rise in Australia Because Some Fuckwit in America Wasn’t Hugged Enough as a Child — The Shovel (theshovel.com.au)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Something_something@lemmy.world to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Taking Advantage Of Other People Was The Best Financial Decision I Ever Made - The Onion (theonion.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars (youtu.be)
submitted 4 weeks ago by Almacca@aussie.zone to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Political Profile: Kash Patel - The Onion (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Kash Patel’s time as FBI director has been plagued by accusations of chaotic behavior, binge drinking, and unexplained absences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the head of the federal law enforcement agency.

Claim To Fame: First person to give up looking for Nancy Guthrie

Office Nickname: Shhh, He’s Right There

Greatest Asset: 360-degree field of vision

Signature Look: “Oh you definitely took too much, bro.”

Case He’s Currently Working On: Heinekens

Biggest Case Solved: Which bar he left credit card at

Girlfriend: Living large while she can

Blood Alcohol Level: 0.63 Hegseths

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‘Trampling to death pricks with rifles helps to keep their numbers under control’ insists African Elephant community (newsthump.com)
submitted 1 month ago by wRTTSoRjZr@piefed.zip to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Trump Blames Early Cenozoic Era Tectonic Plates For Not Opening Strait Of Hormuz Wider (theshovel.com.au)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings (www.youtube.com)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by inari@piefed.zip to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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