ZeroCool

"Person, woman, man, camera, TV."

MAGA was singing a different tune when Trump bragged about violating the Logan Act when he met with Viktor Orbán in 2024.

Well, we had the chance to save our democracy, and we blew it because of eggs. Say, how's that affordability crisis looking nowadays?

The man doesn't even know how to hold a book correctly, and there's plenty of evidence to suggest he may actually be functionally illiterate. I highly doubt he's read a single verse of the bible.

Yep, soon enough we'll all be just as fucked as Texans during a cold snap.

Orgy - Blue Monday

Hell yeah, I loved Orgy. Still do, but I used to too. That cover of Blue Monday got heavy rotation in middle school. Their first two albums, 'Candyass' and 'Vapor Transmission' still hold up. At least much better than some of the rubbish that got lumped into nü metal by proximity back then.

It may be a trite answer for this question, but I still gotta go with Gary Jules' cover of Mad World by Tears for Fears from the Donnie Darko soundtrack. I appreciate both versions, but the cover is truly haunting. I also heard that version first, and I was at the right age when Donnie Darko came out for it to make a lasting impression on me.

Interview with the Vampurr

Standard J. Edgar Boozer behavior.

We all know he's going to get fired one of these F5 Fridays, but it sure would be nice if they'd just get it over with. The dude's an embarrassing drunk even by LEO standards.

Broccoli cheddar is a pretty awesome name for an orange cat. I love him.

Stan is a jerk.