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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Admittedly took me far too long to confirm this was, indeed, satire.

[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 6 points 4 months ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Do not become addicted to water!

They are dependent and crack marketed as food though.

[–] null@lemmy.org 6 points 4 months ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Brother, you can have my oats.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz -4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fattest nation in history... is this even satire?

[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 3 points 4 months ago

Sigh, perhaps the title could use some work.