slothrop

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 11 points 13 hours ago

He didn't do too little: he pushed Orban off the cliff.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 14 hours ago

Imagining pineapples gives me erections.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 10 points 14 hours ago

I feel that you're stringing us along with that theory.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 37 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm 69, and going to 2 SRO club gigs tonight and tomorrow night. My 70 year old buddy might have to bail due to a death in the family, but very, very few of my peers can stand for 3 hours!
So I've run out of replacement candidates!
This is one of the many things 'they' never warn you about as you plan your retirement, expecting to be globetrotting.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 60 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Never knew about the tracking option; I'm piqued.

 
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The left lemmy vibe is very-much bipolar.

You could post identical comments 10 minutes apart and one could be downvoted to oblivion whilst the other is top comment.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

I don't block, I label them with a tag, usually 'asswipe'.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago

I hear it's a grating lifestyle.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I grew up when drunk driving was legal! I had a van, and was always the designated drunk driver! Cops would stop me and tell me to drive safer in case another cop was arsed to pull me over! Never got busted, and never died!!

Woke snowflakes today, I tell ya' !

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

They go to hee bee's; they're hee bee gee bees, after all.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I learned to never wear an orange t-shirt in a home depot if you're hoping to quietly browse for a while.

 
 

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