SnarkoPolo

That's Capitalism, working! The peasantry don't need water or electricity. They can use candles and go to the creek.

-- Every CEO, probably

I often wonder, if they walk past a church that has a cross motif, do they stop and kneel?

On our way to a more, well, final solution.

I'm surprised Mom wasn't tased and arrested for "assault with intent."

How long before he's charging admission just as far as the statue, so MAGAs can kneel to it?

But that brown lady laughed funny. And she's ARROGANT.

I already said it. There's not going to be a real election. And the media will call it a "miracle Red Wave."

It will all depend on the judge. A MAGA judge will throw the First Amendment down the shitter for Dear Leader.

Children are a shitty retirement plan.

A lot of them will work shit jobs until they keel over delivering Doordash or shouting "welcome to Walmart."

Exactly the way the system was designed.

But Obama's tan suit.

Trump bibles, Trump NFTs, Trump coins. But it's totally not a cult.