HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

I just remembered this old lady, generation not important because it's her attitude that's old, complaining about people walking along the bike path listening to music. She was probably whining to me about me honestly. So the next week I listened to expedition 33 music on my bike because it's amazing music. I have heard that music coming out of her house and not one complaint about people listening to music on the bike path since, the old bat. Show her what music is.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

Aww Mikey dies every time he eats something we shoulda asked someone else

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I want to not believe you, but my cat has tried to take me down (we wrassle)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

It's no rhombus of rectal fortitude but it will do

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The goofus who figured out cheese

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

That's like leaving fireworks half exploded. Sure you could but it's offensive to chemistrionicists.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

"There's more than one way to melt this horse" is totally an idiom in the glue industry I promise.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

"who left this horse on the stove? It's all gooey and stuck to everything? Give it to Mikey and see how it tastes!"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yeah dude. Fuck those long dogs. Throw another horse on the melter.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Front to back or top to bottom?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

🟤 🐔 🟤 🐮

 

that's it. nothing more to really add to it. it's quite simple.

 
 

I didn't get to see this tour because Fuck Ticketmaster $200 tickets I Am Not Made Of Moneys I Am Made Of Glue and this has been going through my head a lot.

 

So I was about to make nostupidquestions a post saying "Has anyone ever charged an edible with one of those balcony chargers?" and i swear i was not making fun the word I was looking for was edible. Godsdammit ebike. I'm leaving that one in there but I swear i am not that high. yet what the fuck me.

I decided to just copy the post and research the damn thing myself in a notepad thingy but like. Get your mind out of the kitchen and go eat your midnight salsa dude.

i just wanted to laugh at me with y'all while i eat my salsa. anyways.

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Hulatang anyone? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to c/cooking@lemmy.world
 

Hey, so i am craving hulatang right now. My favorite chinese place closed and I don't want to break the bank trying to find a good one right now. I am not (much of) a food snob, i just have understandable food anxieties and would prefer cooking myself.

Do any of y'all have a good, reliable cookbook or website you could recommend? I mean, primarily for hulatang but Chinese food in general. I have a couple back burner projects that could benefit as well from some expert guidance. I feel like I have gotten as far as my nose and tongue (which are damn good) can get me. I would prefer English language materials, but i can use translation tools on written stuff.

I'm about to head out so it might take me a bit to get back, but i'll be around today.

 
 

in my ongoing quest to figure out how to add garlic to every meal

my garlic bagel has figured out how to properly complement my coffee (yes on its own). they are both bitter. they both are delicious. they both go well with hatred.

i knew breakfast was going to be my largest hurdle before dessert (no a tub of toum does not count as dessert we are civilized. we need two tubs).

 
 

So every few years i like to go back and play the Jak and Daxter series because it's fun okay? And a couple years ago my tv had a whoopsie poopsie and I replaced it with the best damn tv three buttons and some pocket lint could get. And all it's got on the back of it are damn hdmi connectors and satan's coax. i got myself a nice cheap receiver a few years back i could plug everything else into and not worry, but the damn thing is not converting and refusing to convert Ye Olde Playstatione Twoe RCA Signale into Ye Newe Fangle Dangled HDMI Signale and i am not buying one more fucking piece of hardware to play a vidya game i have ownedd for two defuckingcades.

even my cat is worked up over this, it has nothing to do with the mean outside cat pissing in our yard this morning so even though nothing has changed, my playstation two has officially broken today and i guess i have to learn how to emulate that hardware on pc and not just my phone now godsdammit.

 

I forgot how much I miss Reginald and the other one

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