Real missed opportunity to say
This skeleton wants to bone
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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So relatable.
"How long are your guts" would work on me.
If you fall for those tricks, you’re boned.
you sure?
How long are your guts?
Uh, which set
Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.
I assumed they are long, but how long!!!
I need a banana slug for scale
Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.
I can rearrange them for you!
Okay Conquest
That was maybe one of the most brutal scenes I ever saw
He's just lonely
but like, not rough or anything. i just like to get way up in there and hang out, getting comfy
Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.
🟤 🐔 🟤 🐮
Textbook humor
Draw me like one of your French skeletons...
How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏
Front to back or top to bottom?
Would you like four more? 😉
Best I can do is three fiddy :/
“Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”
That is a great Headline(?) of the post.
Took me a minute to get.
Also made me think, do especially tall people have more vertebrae?
Do all humans have the exact same number of bones?
why?
that seems incredibly random.
Not even one little extra bone?
for the first part imma say no. giraffes actually have the same amount of neck bones as a human!
for the second part imma say yes. because stuff like polydactyly exists and happens so
guts mention
Do you like Huey Lewis?
Viagra and long enough, let's bone