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[–] riskable@programming.dev 110 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Potential titles for this isekai:

  • Fowl Reincarnation: All I Asked For Was a Quiet Life, Not a Holy War Over Breadcrumbs!
  • Pond Overlord
  • The Demon Lord is Quackers!
  • My Life as a Qillainess: Peace was never an option!
[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If it was produced in the last ten years, is there any real chance it's not your first option?

[–] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

First or last are the most likely

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

60% chance of being the first, 40 of being the last, if it was made prior of 2020 then 2nd and 3rd are the most probable with a 45% each

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 62 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

That's why he's happy, duck life

I have to search the image about this, but you know the even crazier part is that female ducks evolved spirals in the opposite direction

sources: X, X Viewer no login

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[–] Itisreallyboring@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It's really funny to see a bunch of terminal online people to one-up each other about how much they know about duck penises.

The comic is nice.

[–] Beero@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I love you guys.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Was so excited to come to the comments and learn more about duckrape.

Now I feel called out

I blame cards against humanity for entering that into our collective zeitgeist.

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

People wishing to be one with nature don't ever seem to realize that nature is brutal and horrific just as much as it is peaceful and serene. If anything it is more the former.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Just like our lives, but at least theirs less to think about as a duck.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.

Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.

Ditto dog, but they've got a slightly less sweet deal.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

At least the animals are just trying to survive and procreate, rather than hoard more wealth than they can consume in a lifetime.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shake a treat bag near a fat dog and see what happens.

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I often hear people complain that billionaires could never actually use all their wealth. The hoarding of the wealth for their "use" was never the point though.

Its all a game of power, influence, and leverage over other people. If you have more money than someone else, you get the ability to bully them. So for a billionaire, you want more money than the other billionaires. You also want to deprive poor and middle class people of wealth so they have even less leverage and are more desperate than they would be if you simply had a lot of money, and not all of the money.

You can get a starving homeless person to do a lot more for you with an offer of cheap gruel than you can a contented peasant with a solid gold bar.

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[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't have to hoard wealth if you don't want to. I don't care for it and feel fine.

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[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Return as a yew tree. Come on, eat me fuckers, I dare you.

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[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Being a mallard isn't bad ... if you're male (this one is).

Edit: Damn, that's some nice ripply water.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Male Mallards rape and kill (not necessarily that order) other male mallerds too, not just the females.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago

Well, shit, good thing this is only three frames then.

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm really glad humans are above all that.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 26 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)
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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 17 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking love everything about this comic. And I'm sad that I can't find an RSS feed of the artist's content without looking to shitty social media platforms.

[–] brastak@feddit.org 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Always to balance between starvation, predators and diseases - who ever would ask for more?

[–] tankfox@bookwyr.me 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

When I was a kid I was horrified by the idea of oblivion; just one day your body is too worn out to ever let you wake up again and you just don't, no dreams, no fate, no long tunnel of light. Not even sitting around waiting for something, but going back to the place I was for all the thousands of years before I was born; not being at all.

I swear, the older I get the more and more attractive that idea sounds, and the horror is the idea of ever having to do this again.

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Ducks are pretty brutal to each other, worse than chickens even.

I'd be horrified, but maybe this guy is into it

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We had ducks when I was a kid, I know all about it.

They may be cute, but they are horrible creatures and I don't feel bad for eating them. Fuck you, ducks. Little assholes

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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

If you secularize the idea of rebirth, removing any idea of cosmic justice, all you have is a hypothetical naturalistic process. What you'll be reborn as will depend on what's being born, and the odds don't look so great.

β€œYou’re being reincarnated.

Roll the D100.”

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Here I come, Pelagibacter ubique.

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[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Forget duck, give me life of an Orca. It checks every single checkbox for a fun comfortable life.

  1. Endangered: humans won't fuck with them
  2. Intelligent: one of the most intelligent animals on this planet
  3. Apex predator: we kinda take this for granted. I dont wanna spend my life being chased by hawks.
  4. No mosquito
  5. They have great social life
  6. I'm giant, I fuck with fishes, mom doesn't tell me anything cause she too is fucking with the fishes
[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

I am reading #4 saying "oh my god" while looking like the dude in the anti-AI memes who is stunned when the computer says what he told it to say.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Plot twist: He's reincarnated as a duck in a duck farm.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

dont ducks try to gangrape a female duck.

i think capybara, koala, or sloth would be more better.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Koalas are literally smooth brained and have chlamydia. Like they are so stupid that they don’t even recognize eucalyptus leaves (their favorite food) if the leaves aren’t hanging on the tree and you put the leaves on a plate in front of the koala.

[–] late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

AFAIK koalas are rapists too. Living in the wild is brutal for every being, really

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

You want to be reincarnated as an Epcot duck. Sure, there are fireworks every night, but other than that, it is easy, fat, living.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How's he wake up as a grown-ass duck?

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

You need to be more mallardable with real time here.

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[–] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Simple but beautiful artwork on this one, especially the "reincarnate-o" panel.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nope. Get me back to the starting point but grant me my memories from my past life.

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

He got reincarnated as a violent rapist?

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