Oglaf

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Posts and discussion about the Oglaf webcomic. Many of the comics are NSFW, please tag appropriately.

https://www.oglaf.com/

https://www.patreon.com/oglaf

This comic started out as an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into a sex comedy pretty much immediately

Posting new comics, and old comics until we're caught up

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Survival* (discuss.online)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/survival/

Alt textI don't understand why I'm dead. I tied so many bowlines.

Title textA positive mental attitude is important for survival. So I'm glad I have hypothermia.

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Misbegats (discuss.online)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/misbegats/

Alt textscions!

Title text'flipper' is a nice royal baby name

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Chamber Of Commerce (discuss.online)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/chamber/

Alt textfresh-baked MacGuffins

Title textCan we send the first one on a quest to find quests?

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Full Throttle (discuss.online)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/fullthrottle/

Alt texttoo fast to live, too dumb to die

Title textneck exercises are like kegels for horse thieves

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Merry Men (discuss.online)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/merrymen/

Alt texta very merry mugging

Title textbefore 11, we're the sleepy men

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Wax Loquacious (discuss.online)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/wax-loquacious/

Alt texta remarkably deep voice

Title textNo idea how it knows so many languages.

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Upcycling (discuss.online)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/upcycling/

Alt textA monument to the people who died building this monument

Title textThousands of years later, Warcraft is released. Sun Tzu gets nothing.

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Throne Of Heaven (discuss.online)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/throne-heaven/

No alt text

No title text

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Tracts For The Times (discuss.online)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/tracts/

Alt textTheater gods without makeup!

Title textStop the press! My sleeve is caught in it.

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Parenting (discuss.online)
submitted 3 weeks ago by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/parenting/

Alt textIf you think God the Father is cranky, you should meet God the Grandaddy

Title textthe rainbow is God’s promise not to flood the world. Don’t be sending white light through prisms to force new promises out of God.

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Penitence (discuss.online)
submitted 1 month ago by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/penitence/

Alt textsackcloth

Title textI put depilatory cream on my hair shirt but I can still see it.

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Pen Pals (discuss.online)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/penpals/

Alt textI am not at this address

Title textby reading this strip you have brought yourself good fortune, unless you read the alt text

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https://www.oglaf.com/z-spot/

Alt textA pillow under the back makes it more comfortable

Title textSeven minutes in heaven

Bluesky post

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Ladder (2/2) (discuss.online)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/ladder1/2/

Alt textsplashdown

Title textspace plague can gestate in any space. between buildings or words, for instance.

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Ladder (1/2) (discuss.online)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/ladder1/

Alt textliftoff

Title textthat's ten thousand small steps for a man

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Troubadour (discuss.online)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/troubadour/

Alt textgod save the queen

Title textMy love is like a red red rose but it wasn't me who fucked your roses

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https://www.oglaf.com/pamphlets/

Alt textfinishing moves for beginners

Title textSeriously, who left these pamphlets in my letterbox and why?

Bluesky alt texta man reads a pamphlet about how to get too good at cunnelingus. Around him all is chaos and ruin. It's pretty much 'Ozymandias' but a pussy joke.

Bluesky post

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https://www.oglaf.com/zzz/

Alt textExit liiight

Title textSansman steals the serifs off your fonts

Bluesky alt textthe Sandman comes in a window to distribute dreams.

That sees like a weird job.

Bluesky post

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Beef Medallions (discuss.online)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/medallions/

Alt texttry it with our altruistic barbecue sauce

Title textnever send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.

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Nostrum (discuss.online)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/nostrum/

Alt textcasualties of casualty

Title textPeople don't die. They just sort of relapse into not existing.

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Cadaver Synod (discuss.online)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/synod/

Alt textbased on a true story!

Title textNecromancy may look romantic to outsiders, but actually it's mostly digging

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/rangerron/

Alt textthe wilds should try combing its hair

Title textRanger Ron is an honorary level 12 ranger from reading books about the wilderness

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Acrophobia (discuss.online)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@discuss.online
 
 

https://www.oglaf.com/acrophobia/

Alt textI'm sorry, yawning void, do I bore you?

Title textdon't drink rainwater. It's tainted with highness.

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