Canyonero! (Unexplained fires are matters for the courts)
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12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!
Smells like a steak and seats 35!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams! She's a squirrel-squashin', deer smackin' drivin' machine!
The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
I am both horrorfied and delighted by this, thank you
Stretching a 4:3 image to 16:9, IRL.
I want to see that and the half-width Jeep (also owned by the same museum) driving down two lanes side by side.
Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner
don't give them ideas
Cars are wider because the bigger the area under the car the lower the fuel economy is allowed to be.
Which makes sense, if course
There's also the fact that all of the modern safety equipment takes up more space.
Don't forget the LED headlights that outshine kilonovas.
“Remember: There is no society—only you and the freedom to do what you want.”
The big sad box is highly accurate.
I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
I can't believe this was like 15 years ago. I also remember from the same time that I don't drink beer, I drink liquor.
Fifteen? Interior Crocodile Alligator was 2007, back when ytmnd was relevant.
Oh no
🎵Canyonaro!!!🎵
These ads really sold me on the concept of wide cars as a kid. Just look at it, it's so wide.
They had to invent these wide cars so that people could transport their long eggs from the supermarket

Chickens like, the fuck? Why isn't this coming out?
the latest volvo is 1.98m wide. the underground garage at my last place had a 2.2m wide door which i once managed to clip in my chevy volt. i wonder if the auto-pilot or whatever is good enough to navigate that.
shit i wonder if i'm good enough to navigate that. there's a reason i ride a bike (it's more fun)
EX90? And when the mirrors are extended, you're easily up to 2.1m wide. It's like they want to crash into stuff when driving in the city. Or "störst går först" mentality...
no the ex60, the "smaller" one...
I’d love to know why anyone is downvoting this. Truly curious what’s to dislike here.
Probably strikes a nerve with some people.
They don't like being called out
I believe cats have been getting wider by an average of 5mm per year for the last few decades
Stop breeding w i d e cats
No!
You'll bring ruin upon us all!
Maybe ease up on the lasagne.
When you think your copewagon proves that you really are the main character.
Already happening in Texas.
I drive a vehicle that's 2.5m wide, 3.5m tall, and 11m long.
Sounds perfect to drop the kids off at school. Like, all of them.
I could hypothetically transport like 40 children depending on how you pack them, probably pretty easy because of how soft their bones are.
But I live in this thing so no trespassers.
A bus from my childhood with very close dimensions is specced at fitting 110 adult people, eight per square meter. It was believed to possibly actually fit 200 at peak rush hour. Folks gave it a loving nickname ‘cattle wagon’.
They already have those. They call them jeeps.
That would look fierce parked diagonally 8 standard-sized parking stalls and 2 handicap stalls.
Down side: you're more likely to get hit by car due to bigger hotbox
The fact that you are driving halfway into oncoming trafic doesn't help