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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looks pretty good to me, just needs some potatoes.

I spent a 10 day vacation in England and one of the biggest myths ever told is that English food is bad.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A full English breakfast is one of life's greatest joys.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only outperformed by a full Scottish.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not the breakfast, mind you. The whole Scot.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

I like the way you breakfast

[–] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most good English food is imported though.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Isn't that is the case for many countries?

[–] BlindPenguin@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey, we Europeans are the only ones allowed to bully UK.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

We're allowed to talk shit about dad. They made us.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

As a Englishman I genuinely appreciate this meme and sentiment. We've been doing so for the past millennia and we love to hate to love our continent neighbours 🤍❤️💙💛

[–] grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Having had a Full English, this one’s a bit short…but I’d eat it all. Looks great.

[–] Silverfuzzbox@fedinsfw.app 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would demolish without a second thought!

Source: am high

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Also would.

Source: am not high.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'd eat it. I just need a little more of each. And some toast for those beans.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

Occasionally, as a ridiculous treat for the family, I make A Full Southern. It's a full English, but I swap out the black pudding for grits. It's a big hit

[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Needs tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding and toast. Maybe some form of potatoes. This is like discount full English breakfast.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

But you can keep the tomatoes.

Cooked tomatoe is no good

[–] martti@suppo.fi 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ew what atrocity. Doesnt even contain azodicarbonamide and potassium bromate, we Americans eat!

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You're about as american as a bargain bin SSD or a plastic fiber shirt. You support the same policies as Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin and you have an EU flag on your profile.

[–] martti@suppo.fi 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Proud of you skill opening people's profiles. Maybe your smooth brain isn't that much of a problem to get along with motorical tasks you had to suffer through when making 2 clicks :/

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago

That's Irish. English uses just toast.

Unironically, this breakfast is awesome.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

My only concern is that you just know this was like £18

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

French breakfast:

1 cigarette

1 espresso

[–] decolo@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Best I can do is a croissant or a chocolatine.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't knock it till you try it

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Honestly I've never had it but that looks like it would warm my soul rn

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

actually that looks kinda ok, i've seen worse. maybe a bit heavy on the animal-products side of things.

[–] DearMoogle@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

I used to think that looked boring af but grew to love it on a trip to England. Some hotels did it better than others. I also discovered HP brown sauce! Loved dipping sausage in that stuff. I even miss back bacon now

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They didn't finish frying the egg.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Eggs are best this way.

For my Brazilian taste, it's quite ok, it's just missing some dry carbohydrates like rice or floor (do British people eat that with a spoon?), and some citric fruit. Also, not that much fat early in the morning... But it's quite ok.

[–] mittyta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I usually fry it even less

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Personally I favour a scrambled egg, and you need some black pudding, toast, and hash browns in there

Also don't tell the rest of Britain but I usually put spices in the beans

Looks okay to me. I think there should be potatoes and maybe tomatoes and mushrooms as well. But I would gladly eat that. ^^

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I ate that much breakfast I'd be heading back to bed.

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

exactly. perfect weekend wake up.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That needs waaayyy more rashers and at least one more egg.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oi mate! I see nuffin’ in the wrong ‘ere! Proper ‘ome-cooked English meal innit? ‘xactly like me mum use to make!

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago

Beans on toast slaps tho, to the point where I’d choose it over a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity or — yes! — even a Moons Over My Hammy

One single egg seems like a weird quantity of egg

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Somebody put all the toxic foods Americans had to eat in a pic.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I wouldn't have minded it when I still ate meat regularly. The beans and egg are still fine, just add some toast and fried mushrooms or hash browns.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Do they manage to put blood in everything, or just certain things?

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

The breakfast and top gear/grand tour are the only good things that emerged from the english