So I've technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?
I ain't paying 50$ for a garbanzo bean on my chest
A classic, although "to have" works better than "for"
I ain't to have payin' $50 garbanzo bean on my chest!
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*tract (unless you swallowed a bunch of Mario Kart toys)
That would be a great stage. "Aww look, that little polyp has a face! So cute :)"
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i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i'm quite used to spicynes
that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point
Spissy 😔
Are you sure you didn't have sex with someone with spicy pee prior? Spicy pee is contagious.
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It's all connected. It's a series of tubes.
we are just very fine sieves
The body, it's not, it's not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck.
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Guess where almost all your fatass has to go in order to lose it? Your lungs. You have to breathe out more than goes into your face hole. That's a lot of breathing.
I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.
Im 2.5 years sober now lmao
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That, and then you realize that you primarily lose weight through your breathing.
And how that is used to make trees
The atoms in the air you're breathing are billions of years old, and the molecules could have been made 5 minutes or a billion years ago. Probably both in the same breath.
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I think that makes sense, water is absorbed into the bloodstream, right? And then the kidneys filter the blood and the bad bits + excess water is peed out. Which is why your pee looks saturated yellow if you are dehydrated and almost clear (but don't drink it!) when you have drank a lot of water.
Any remaining water in your digestive tract that isn't absorbed would be in your poos! If you have diarrhoea and your poos are all liquidy, that means water is not being absorbed properly (bad!)
I didn't do Biology, I'm a Physics+Chem student, so this could be completely wrong!
thanks for reminding me not to drink pee, if you didnt tell me that, i wouldve done it
Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine's true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election...
Fun fact: what ever you eat is wrapped around by your body, but it's not in the body.
Humans are topologically a seven? hole donut.
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If you don't take in any liquids for long enough you won't have any urine. It's carried by your blood from source to destination. Your sweat similarly is from liquid transported by your blood
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I mean, the water does have to come from SOMEWHERE, so strictly speaking that way of looking at it is not wrong, just ignoring a few steps.
Instead of 'You are what you eat.' it is "You are what you don't shit."
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Well, that answers that question.
I'd been wondering just how the fuck piss crystals can take a wrong turn at your bladder and end up in your foot, turns out they were in your foot the whole time.
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I mean... It's not like there is a tube from your digestive tract to your kidneys... How else would it get there?
Btw, I'm really smart and humble if you didn't notice
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W T F ?!?
And blood is made from liquids absorbed from digestive tract.
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