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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 196 points 5 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

So I've technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

[–] Ageroth@reddthat.com 60 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I ain't paying 50$ for a garbanzo bean on my chest

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A classic, although "to have" works better than "for"

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago

I ain't to have payin' $50 garbanzo bean on my chest!

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The vaginal lube is blood plasma also