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I don't know about hard drugs, but it wouldn't surprise me if Wisconsin had a problem with them. Alcoholism is very prominent here. Here's a map showing grocery stores vs bars in the US
Though, to be fair, unlike a lot of other states our grocery stores all have liquor sections. Most gas stations too.
This map seems odd. Grocery stores are often giant while bars sometimes only hold 30 people. I feel like a lot of towns would have a single grocery store but multiple bars...
Many times our grocery stores are bars. Quite a few of our grocery stores have bars in them. That was really strange when I moved here.
Which cheese ? Gruyère, morbier, camembert, brie, emmental, raclette, roquefort, chaourse, babibel, fourne d'embert, chèvre frais, mimolette, gorgonzola, coulommiers, brocciu, parmesan, cantal, neufchâtel, roblochon, menstaire, maroille, brebis, buratta, cancoillotte, vache qui rit ?
Sacrebleu !!! 🥐🥖🧀
Babibel? Really?
Edit: vache qui rit???
Even cows are allowed to laugh.
Soft cheese triangles sold in a wheel.
Shhhhh...
Don't say that C word too loud, our dog knows exactly what that is...
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
cheese!Instructions unclear, now me and our dog are constipated..
No shit?
Currently shitting 💩
Thank you for your concern regarding this matter.
Now we just gotta catch a break in the rain for the dog to go shit...
You know you and your dog are as one when you’re both full of shit… I mean.. oh never mind!
It is true. Specific types of cheese like emmentaler have high content in tryptophan, which can become serotonin in the brain. This allows for similar results like MDMA or other serotonin influencing stuff but only in theory. Tryptophan is an amino acid. So it also goes to other reactions but the tryptophan coming from cheese seems to get to a higher percentage to the brain.
I thought it was the casamorphin concentrations in cheese.
Fuck me, I've gotta get my hands on some of that emmentaler cheese! Shit sounds wild af.
Mozart and Carlos Mencia trigger the same parts of the ear canal.
I’ll eat the hell out of a grilled cheese sandwich but you put cheese on my hamburger and I ain’t touching it! Explain that!
Try bleu cheese on that burger
Well that's because your hamburger is now gone. It has evolved to the higher form... Cheeseburger.
I started on milk, but now I'm hooked on hard cheeses 🧀
Wisconsonites are too drunk to care.
What, the American hyperprocessed cheese or genuine cheese?
the cheese slices that fast food burger joints (mcdonalds, bk, etc) use is real cheese. the "zomg americans don't know what cheese is" stuff.. the wrapped 'singles' is the processed junk-restaurants don't normally use that on sandwiches or burgers, but they might use it or velveeta (similar but sold in blocks) in a smooth melty sauce or something. i use it in some hotdishes and part of the cheeses i put in homemade mac & cheese.
Even Velveeta is made with real cheese. It isn't considered cheese, but it's made with cheese.
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listen, as a cheese-loving American I can safely tell you I have never in my life had a craving for a Kraft single or spray "cheez", but a nice mozzarella? god, yes.
Wisconsin has fucking cheese yo
Considering the post calls out Wisconsin, real cheese.
imagine declaring something not cheese because theres an emulsifier in it.
couldnt be someone who declares other foods an identity that has emulsifiers
It's not illegal to call it cheese because it has an emulsifier in it, it's illegal to call it cheese because it's mostly water. That's what the emulsifier is for; it allows the cheese to mix smoothly with the water. They would rather call it "American cheese product" than "mostly water with <50% cheddar" because no one would buy that when the 100% cheddar is sitting right next to it.
so is fresh mozzarella not cheese because it has double the moisture content than cheddar and notibly more compared to the non fresh mozzarella? same could be said with various forms of cottage cheese.
Wisco has better cheese than any place on the planet outside of France.
What's a hard drug
Behold a crack~er~head
So cheese it is then.
That explains all the curds...
Is thst what the mean by Wisconsin sober?
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