Astronut

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[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 9 points 13 hours ago

Scammers and dumb motherfuckers getting together and having a good time!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I don’t think the router bits would fit in the phone slot and you would have to manually turn the phone to get the bits to route any design into the edge of the wood. I don’t think it would work at all! ( No stupid questions, then no stupid answer’s amiright! )

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

Sumbitch thinks just because he’s Gods son that he can get away with anything!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Luckily you have a shitload of them sonsabitches to choose from. Be careful though, some of them fuck’en fuckers just want your money. Pert near a scam if you ask me but you didn’t ask me now did ya!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Now get in the pot you old cantankerous sumbitch! Gonna take a shitload of seasoning!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Long story but mainly lost everything up north when the steel mills laid off many thousands back in 82 when china was outselling the US on steel. Moved down here and fell in love with the country. Just not the people.  Good thing I’m not a people person. 

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The name given to trump after his leaked bus story of how he can just grab at women’s crotch’s.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (9 children)

As a matter of fact, I do! And I moved here from Chicago about 40 years ago and landed right in the middle of Magaland. I just lay low and listen to the ignorant dingleberry’s ramble on about how great Lord Feltersnatch is!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 70 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I’ve voted against this prick for over thirty five years. At least the traitorous sumbitch will kick the bucket before I do!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Hell, I retired at 55 so I could enjoy the rest of my life and I’m just upper white trash!

 

An old fella I knew long gone now used to say this when ask a question he didn’t know the answer to.

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