IDew

I like your webcam lol

I always say to myself when someone impatiently overtakes me: "See you at the next red light!"

5 and a bit of 8

Thanks, Obama..

5

I wish I was this innocent haha

I wouldn't even be mad lmao

Microslop*

Works on Samsungs when they make you wait 1 week to unluck the bootloader

You can probably bypass the 1 day wait time by changing your system time but they really want you not do it

Now this is news I want to hear more of!

Behold: my stock images collection