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Man, the Idiocracy writers really gave up after the first one
the idiots in idiocracy are innocent and a bit endearing.
these idiots are s tier arse holes.
These idiots aren't plain idiots. They're the sociopaths, psychopaths, and pedophiles of society, who naturally gravitate towards the authoritarianism/fascism of white nationalist religious extremism.
They're the domestic enemies the cops and military were supposed to fight against, but didn't because they're also filled with sociopaths and psychopaths who naturally gravitate towards fascism, lol.
Dude literally just cage matched for a pedo. Who gives a fuck what he thinks
Lifetime of getting kicks to the head will make you think like this.
Its okay cause she is black and rascism is the official policy of the US government apparently.
Always was.
People really need to start adding "overt", "unfettered", "rampant" or "criminally insane" before "racism", as qualifiers to this take.
Hilarious that Bud Light is a sponsor after MAGA canceled them. Everyone involved is a degenerate.
It's almost like these beer companies don't give a fuck about humanity and just want to poison us for profit.
"Regularly concussed man has stupidist possible opinion and tells it to a rich clown"
Trump has no class.
Before anyone says "what does this have to do with Trump?" - This is an event hosted by Trump for his birthday using tax payer money. Admonish the fighter all you wamt but this is an environment fostered by Trump. As stated in a comment above, the fighter was probably paid to say that, with Trump in the audience, on his birthday. Probably paid him in Trump coin or something.
This is an event hosted by Trump for his birthday using tax payer money.
I still can’t fucking believe that’s legal. How is it that he gets to spend $60 million on turning the White House into white-trash trailer-park ghetto cage match on the tax payer dime.
The US 1% finally went mask off and don't care what the general public thinks of them now. Trump was the permission structure that allowed it.
Because it’s not legal, but it’s an oligarch take over so he’s getting away with it along with a many other things.
“Melania Trump was a prostitute for Epstein.”
There both sides can do it. Only our side is factual.
what is this “Michelle Obama is a man” obsession?
Remember that the GOP and its base are so incredibly racist, that the fact we ever had a black president is quite literally traumatic to these buffoons.
They quite literally still cry about it and shake in fear every day, especially knowing it could theoretically happen again.
The real question is how are there still so many dipshits in America who aren't MAGA but still can't see its 10000000% a white supremacist movement.
They have to add on that obviously Obama was not just black, and not just half black and half white, but he was also a foreigner, he was also Islamic, he was also married to a trans woman, that his kids were manchurian candidates specially trained by some sort of secret three-letter government agency in another country to destroy America and he was also some secret agent....
The stories they have made up about Obama elevate him far beyond the level of mythical. Their brains simply will not accept that he simply won the vote.
They have to wrap so many levels on top of it. It must have been a conspiracy. Otherwise, how could a black man have become president?
When you say, hey, you know, maybe it's a little racist to think this way. They go, oh, I'm not fucking racist. The guy works for the devil, that's all.
That fuse in their brain has been permanently short-circuited.
So, guess Rogan is cool with the pedophile in chief again? Just zero fucking self respect, anything for mooooooorrreee.
How would you even apply satire to this caricature of a man?
Have him say something intelligent
I think about this often. The Onion can't hit it anymore, and all they'd need to do would be to write stories about Trump donating to children or reading books to elderly or basically anything make a wish foundation or your local superhero teacher does. Or, just copy anything that he's actually doing, but since it's the onion, people would be shook to anger by reality but laugh at the cleverness and saddened by the pain.
The trouble is, it isn't symmetric that way. MAGA hypocrites would simply gleefully shout it from the rooftops as fact and it would end up being a propaganda coup in their favor, satire be damned.
See also: the bullshit asymmetry principle, The Card Says "Moops", that quote by Jean-Paul Sartre, etc.
....what a fucking loser
What is this clown show timeline
Does he just randomly say this out of the blue? Or what kind of contrived prompt is used to steer down this path of dialogue?
Id bet the trump administration/trump himself told him to say that, and he'd get something for it. Be it money or something else.
This is what happened: 100%.
Donald wanted another distraction from the Epstein files and he got one. Another little bit of script for his reality show presidency.
I watched it. This was the post-fight, in-the-octagon interview. He just said it to capture headlines. The cameras then panned out to the huge crowd full of shirtless morons whooping it up.
This is worse than Idiocracy.
Rent fucking free.
It's such a low-stakes conspiracy theory. What would even be the benefit of going through all the trouble?
Well, that's just embarrassing. And Rogan stands there grinning like a monkey. The world thinks we're stupid...because we are.
“Mmmm yeah, I mean it’s humiliating enough, but isn’t there something, like, more you could do to embarrass the nation?”
Is that a compliment since being a woman is "bad" and everyone knows that being married to a woman makes you gay (per Andrew tate).
So from that perspective they may be complimenting the Obamas. 😅
Who can know these things.
Did he earn some extra Trump Coin for saying that on camera? I bet he did.
Well, this sport seems to lead to significant levels of brain damage. I mean, attending this stupid shit show in the first place, then talking stupid shit like that, all while accepting worthless Trump crypto instead of payment.
Stupidity or masochism? You decide.
I really don't understand these kind of people. Like, ok, you won. You can afford not to say that shit. It costs you nothing.
Saying that shit makes Trump morons want to give them money, so they can literally profit off of bigotry.
"your ex-president's wife/first Lady humanitarian attorney loved personality has masculine features hahahahaha"
"Bro, you're literally simping for actual Nazis, when this comes to a head, there's a good chance you'll be banished and depending on your actions, hanged for treason"
