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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that a compliment since being a woman is "bad" and everyone knows that being married to a woman makes you gay (per Andrew tate).

So from that perspective they may be complimenting the Obamas. 😅

Who can know these things.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Was Andrew Tate the one who fisted himself on live cam to prove he was straight? I'm sure I remember hearing something like that about one of those guys. Kinda respect a move like that, TBF. I hope it catches on.

[–] sen@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gavin McInnes, Proud Boys founder.

[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Had to look this up. This fucking world man.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, my mistake, thanks. Still, they're all kind of a type, aren't they? Not that there's anything wrong with the fisting, it's the militant bigotry that's the problem.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

tate has inclination hes into something other than women.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

your thinking of proud boys owner, he used a dildo to penetrate himself.