That centipede is hung
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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Is that a hotdog or are you just happy to see me? π₯Ήπ
Yes
You aint kidding.. HUNGry
That's a scalopendra, very venomous.
~~...the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.~~
~~...it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States...~~
I think it's actually Scolopendra alternans because the one pictured has only 4 segments on it's antennae, but subspinipes has many.
Scolopendra alternans is a species group found in the whole Caribbean island and northern South America, with the Florida population reevaluated as a distinct species Scolopendra longipes.[1] They have also been reported as far north as Georgia.
Knowledgeable identification of an insect from the photo with cited reasoning: nice.
Dick joke : 4x the upvotes.
It's not an insect.
Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can't even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.
Like the stretched limo of a beetle. But also with the most horriblist type of spider legs
Imagine how theyβd all feel making purchase on your soft throat tissue as it forces its way down your throat
I saw a video once of a giant centipede devouring a live mouse, and it still fucks with me every time I think of it. I still remember that mouse's eyes.
Looks like a dick with a toupe
ur a dick with a toupe
No I'm a dick with a full head of flowing lovely hair
Hmm... very mammalian.
Thank you for reminding me that Lemmy needs a "Fierce Flow" community, for men with long hair to celebrate their amazing locks.
Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.
Where the what the fuck??m
The car was alive?
Not a clue.... But it is his hotdog/sossage/wiener now.
The kind that killed an idiot mukbang streamer in China.
For a second I thought this said "Hotdog for Sale".
No, I would not purchase it.
Gicho is a delicacy, you shouldn't turn your nose up at it.
I'm more worried about that thing turning up my nose.
I do understand why they want to sell it thought.
A wild false eyelash appears
House centipedes are entirely harmless. I would be happy and honored to see one skittering around in my home. They eat harmful things.
No, hot dog for centipede. It can fucking have it.
Wow I sure don't like that:(
Not my proudest fap.
That's an exotic condiment
A deadipede if I ever see one
noooo it just wants to fertilize your hotdogs it didn't do anything wrong
That's not centipede, I counted only 17x2=34 legs! Its thirtyfour-pede
Well, to be fair, a centurion commanded les than one hundred people..
This guy pedes!
This guy pedos
Calm down Elon