SpaceNoodle

Those cases are a real pain to pack but look great when you're done

Beauzeaux

*twiggg

I curse and drink as much as I want to!

Which is a lot, and not a lot any more, respectively.

Sandman can serve as an introduction to Metamorpho. And I'm not sure why we need an explanation for Krypto; it's a super dog - is that not enough?

Not sure about the labor laws where you are. Can you not just leave the job if you take the offer and later decide that you are aggrieved with what's being done with your work?

I feel like the name of the show ought to have been somewhere in the post body, if not the post title.

Latin

I'm cool with a little gay porn in my tech communities, as a treat

No, I am the result of processes that occur in my brain.

I first misread the community as "milf" and the photo still checked out

It was very well-written.