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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

you didnt go to hell for the pirating. you went to hell for the leeching.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 week ago

"AAAAAAAAAAAGH WHY? WHY DIDN'T I SEED ALL THOSE TORRENTS???"

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 12 points 1 week ago

God is quite reasonable tbf.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Quite reasonable.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

YOU WOULDN'T FEED THE POOR...

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is actually a crime in some west coast cities.

[–] iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not just the west coast.

A 2017 report from NLCHP called "Housing Not Handcuffs" surveyed and tracked 187 cities since 2006, and found that 6 percent of cities banned food-sharing in public spaces.

https://www.newsweek.com/illegal-feed-criminalizing-homeless-america-782861

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Wait so it's a crime to have a BBQ or picnic if a homeless person is there?

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

i think you mean the south

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder which part of the Bible they think supports IP rights.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago

"3. You shall not take the name of the Lord™ your God without paying royalties"

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Jesus? Yeah, back in highschool he could always hook you up with the best warez.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I legit paid a guy in high school (2003) to pirate and burn a cracked copy of Star Wars: Jedi Knight Dark Forces 2, because my skillz were weak.

I have evolved since then, good times.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Totally worth it. I hope he also helped you hook up with Jedi Outcast.

You knew him, too? We just called 'im "Soos", because everyone who knew, knew about that legend. Handin' out warez, weed, and whatever ya need — like he was walkin' on water. Call me Saint John, I dove right in. 🤙🏼

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

The best Juarez

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

I know him! He could always score some booze.

Don't know why he needed bottles of water as payment, but to each their own.

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 13 points 1 week ago

Jesus went to hell for being a liberal ❤️

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob were real, this is why he's unworthy of my worship, but completely worthy of my contempt.

All the bad things that happened to the Egyptians and the Israelites in Exodus is because Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob made the pharaoh say no. Pharaoh was considering letting them go, but Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob was like "Wait, I'm not done torturing you all yet."

And I will never call him by that title you used. He doesn't deserve it.

[–] iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God is a bastard, and his son is a bastard.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 week ago

They run a family business and get tax exemptions

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I kind of want to see the replies but its probably just all shocked faced gifs.

Isn't farming just large scale food piracy.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can someone help me. I delete my files in torrents/{radarr,sonarr} and I have hl enabled but when I delete files it feels like it frees up space and better to manage what downloading through qb. Can I point qb to manage seeding from the radarr/sonarr instead of their og links? I want to seed more of my files but I'm skipping and breaking parts.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Hardlink the files instead. Sonarr and Radarr have effectively not had updates since 2020 so you'll have to do this manually