Hypergryph knew exactly what they were doing with the character naming
It gets up early and therefore gets a worm for free
Doban deez nuts
You can tell this is a work of fiction because ancap actually realises they're wrong in the end
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Trusty Patches!
Congratulations to Peter Magyar! Orban had better stay away from unmonitored windows from now on.
They also make great spouses, always down to raise a family with you.
Who could have thought that lying fascists that attack civilians will lie and attack civilians again?
Correct, they nerfed Widowmaker's butt
Doesn't mean we can't make it into one
He sees the invisible hand of the market
Alt text: The draw-by-repetition rule does a good job of keeping players from sliding a tile back and forth repeatedly, but the tiles definitely introduce some weird en passant and castling edge cases.
Oh, sorry. How could I forget that the proper term is "shitbag"