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Jesus? Yeah, back in highschool he could always hook you up with the best warez.
I legit paid a guy in high school (2003) to pirate and burn a cracked copy of Star Wars: Jedi Knight Dark Forces 2, because my skillz were weak.
I have evolved since then, good times.
Totally worth it. I hope he also helped you hook up with Jedi Outcast.
You knew him, too? We just called 'im "Soos", because everyone who knew, knew about that legend. Handin' out warez, weed, and whatever ya need — like he was walkin' on water. Call me Saint John, I dove right in. 🤙🏼
The best Juarez
I know him! He could always score some booze.
Don't know why he needed bottles of water as payment, but to each their own.