Early_To_Risa

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Anon steams up the sauna (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon reads Don Quixote (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon questions the epidemic (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon becomes a landscape (sh.itjust.works)
 
Anon learns about cars in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Climate change solved

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Anon learns about cars (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon is punished for his sins (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon has a paranormal experience (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon meets the candy man (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon does nothing (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon is strong (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon comes into some money (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon has seen it all before (sh.itjust.works)
 
Anon can't escape in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gotta try this before it gets patched

Anon can't escape in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (25 children)

Maybe you're being dropped into another instance in the simulation.

Anon is a child prodigy in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 months ago (3 children)

His mother wasn't creative

Anon wants to open the tomb of Gilgamesh in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

All wars are secretly about magic bones.

Anon runs into his boss in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
The Art of Surrender in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

  • Ally yourself with whoever you spoke to last.

  • Do diplomacy by shouting in public and assuming the message will reach your enemy.

Anon predicts the future in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This greentext gets closer every year

Anon's job has perks in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago (5 children)

No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.

Anon watches the Blair Witch Project in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Sometimes. As a treat.

"Undercover Informant" in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

He's like if a deranged shitpost became president.

Anon crunches some numbers in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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