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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 107 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Rocinante and the only reason I know is because of The Expanse.

[–] TheDarkestShark@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

One of my favorite fan theories is that the authors did not name the ship after the horse from don quixote directly. There is a Rush song called Cygnus X-1 that's basically a space opera and the ship in that song is called the Rocinate, and one of the authors of The Expanse is a huge rush fan. So in my mind that is where the ships name comes from.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

I also learned it from Rush, hell yeah!

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[–] sanzky@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (10 children)

I love that the guys say something like "it means war horse". Rocinante is a word play with "Rocin antes". Rocin being an old weak horse unfit for serious work and. 'antes' is the spanish word for 'before'.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Shame! (bling)

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I only know it because it's the name of my best friends horse. He played the violin at our wedding

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

What a talented horse

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago

Smart horse

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 187 points 5 days ago (9 children)

That's a shitty question though. Totally irrelevant to the meat of the story, and definitely not a proof someone read the whole thing and thought about it.

[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 123 points 5 days ago

Welcome to the school system

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 96 points 5 days ago (6 children)
[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I only know this because of The Expanse.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's one badass horse right there

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

It's pronounced legitimate salvage

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Rocinante! Can’t believe I remembered that. That book is a hoot.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

only remember the name because of The Expanse

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 days ago (17 children)

But if you pronounce it like the show, every Spanish speaker has the right to whoop your ass just once

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[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Feel this in my bones. I enjoy reading books, but they go down the memory hole fast for me, especially names.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have a strong case of the "My eyes were moving correctly but i was thinking about lunch for the last 3 paragraphs"es

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

finally, an honest bloke appears.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (20 children)

For me, the problem with "Rocinante" is I don't know how to pronounce it. So, while reading, I'd skip past it, recognizing that it's the horse, but not parsing it as a word.

If asked that question, I'd need to explain that, but I'd stumble over the word.

If a book has too many oddly (to me) spelled names, I'll skip it for this reason. Apostrophes in the middle and no vowels, and I'm not going to read your book.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Same experience with a really old German book. He wanted to know the color of the hat one of the side characters was wearing. I had no clue, after investing so much time into trying to understand it. That kinda made me give up - why try to participate when the outcome is the same as if I didn't?

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[–] butsbutts@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

horsey mchorseyton

[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 29 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I read the book about a year ago and I recently I was trying to remember the name of the horse for some reason. I also completely blanked on it, and it took me a few minutes.

I'm pretty terrible at remembering details like that. My brain just stores things relatively, like 'the main character's brother', even after reading his name a hundred times.

Anon should have just told his teacher that the horse (rocinante) is nothing compared to Sancho's she-ass.

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 23 points 5 days ago

Anon should be disappointed in their teacher, honestly.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The names of the 3 musketeers regularly come up in crosswords and no matter how many times I see it I can't remember one of the 4. There's Porthos, Athos, and I believe D'Artagnan was the one who joined later. Doesn't help that their names sound vaguely like the 3 fates: Atropos, Clotho, and Lachesis.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Aramis is the one you’re missing, and he’s also the one I always forget. I can remember porthos and athos because they sound similar, and d’artagnan was the name of the company my old job used for some supplies, but Aramis is too easy a name to forget.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Wasn't it a donkey? I think it was named Rocinante? Idk, I read it like 16 years ago.

Edit post-Wikipedia: it was a workhorse, not a donkey, but I nailed the name. I've wondered in the past if Geralt's horse Roach in The Witcher was a nod to Rocinante

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Are we supposed to say "ask me a harder question" in this situation?

[–] sumsinj@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Tbh I don't remember more than 2 character names per story. If a chapter contains more than two actors then I am totally confused who those persons were and their relationships and such...

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