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Billionaires and Right wingers around the world.
By now just the entire planet.
There's precious life on the planet. It's beautiful. It would be a shame if such a rare thing disappeared.
Just send humanity, they (we) earned it a long time ago.
The republican party. Aka modern day fascists.
Maybe the DNC and establishment neoliberals too, who ushered in fascism.
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Every person in the world with a net worth over $1B USD. Then I'd equally reallocate their money across every human on earth.
Rather than re-allocating their money across every human on earth, why not allocate it inversely proportional to the net worth of the recipient (and maybe also local currency conversion rate), to uplift the poorest folks?
Could probably choose a lower number, too - say, $100M. Nobody needs anywhere remotely close to that.
The economics of unlucky Mario Party spaces
Yeah 100M feels right. Also, wealth is usually tied up in non liquid assets, and it makes no sense to either force liquidation even if it crashes the value, or divide ownership equally among 9 billion people. Each asset needs to be re-allocated on a case by case basis. Like, the private international bridge in Detroit, it's much more valuable as a single asset than the steel scrap it could be sold for.
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Oh, please, you know exactly who my answers are.
the worlds top 40 wealthiest people.
One of those infinitely long, perfectly rigid, incompressible, conductive rods I read so much about while I was trying to learn the stuff you need to know before you can start studying black holes
I'd throw in the post below
Another blackhole
The GOP
I'd choose the entirety of American politics.
Politicians
Hedge fund management
Influencers
Not exhaustive but a good start
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Billionaires!
Was gonna say the Epstein class but those are basically one and the same. ^
Every. Single. Fascist.
Another black hole. I just wanna see what happens you know?
They just merge. They're just really really dense concentrations of mass-energy, not extradimensional portals.
- really dense. ✅
- concentrations of mass ✅
- not extra dimensional portal ✅
you just described my ex
Head of the Italian Senate Ignazio Benito La Russa
The Unsellable Elephant that thw other guy just got on his weird application survey question.
Republicans.
Pasta dough.
MAGA. Make America Go (into the) Accretion (disc)
$1 for good luck
The human compulsion to invent religions.
Trick question. Time dilation means nothing ever actually enters a black hole. It just keeps getting infinitesimally close.
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Greed
More black holes
Billonaires
The snail
A white hole.
This one's underrated
I want to throw some spaghetti in. Spaghetti gets sphagettified
Big Oil
That goddamned orbiting teapot.
Not much, as I understand it it's as difficult, if not more difficult to actually enter a black hole, as it is to throw something into the sun. Literally easier to just fling it out into the cosmos.
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