Death always has a boner too
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Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?
I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone
If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?
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Yeah, but how cum?
In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other ... functions work too
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Throw in Big Hero 6's Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard
I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.
Won't make you go blind
The fuck??
Haven't you heard? That was a lie to stop children from masturbating: if you do it too much you go blind.
Death came twice that day.
Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?
Elastimilf
I sure hope so.
Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.
Yeah, but he's probably in really good shape now. Massive calves
That's the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.
So, in a way he succeded?
I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he's a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. 😔
Death can sweat
So Death can cum
Cum is stored in the ~~balls~~ bones.
No wonder they're white.
Where can you play the game? I ask for a friend.
turn off your adblocker and it finds you
you mean death?
Yes but only after you found the game and masturbated 62 times.
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This is Death we're talking about. He hasn't felt anything for millennia. He'll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a "So this is what you're in to? Interesting."
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Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.
Pfff just chose him to play Tetris or any other game without a win condition but loose conditions.
Maybe even rimworld, he gets sucked in and forgets that you exist.
RimWorld has a win condition though.
Savage randy, then.
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Misread it as gum at first.
ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself
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