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No that's Quirrell, a squarrel is a tiny blue turtle Pokémon that shoots water.

I mean, what happens if you don't have a left arm and try to chop it off with an axe?

Man you should see the new ones, the battery actually lasts 17 days.

We definitely need a himym community around here

Hmm I wonder why

This is the internet sir! People can have it both ways!

Indeed

Here you go

I am! Thank you!

Kudos to everyone who doesn't notice gender

There is also the thing where the compiler might mistake your c++ style variable declaration for a function, e.g.

String myfunction():

String myvariable();