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[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 70 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

Flame of Udun!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago (3 children)

See? It's not that men can't find the clitoris. It's just that womens orgasms aren't worth fighting the Uterus monster.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Stand back, I'm going in!

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 13 points 5 months ago

Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago
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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?

That's fucking metal

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Is there a difference?

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.

She was into Conan O'Brien.

[–] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.

spoilerI'm not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.

[–] Azzu@leminal.space 15 points 5 months ago

You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You make it sound like a bad thing?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

which part is a bad thing?

none of it was bad. it just was. i was into diablo 2, she was into conan o'brien. we broke up after two months.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You could've met half way with Conan the Barbarian.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

neither of us were that cultured at that time. but that would have beautiful.

but we did watch Stanley Kubrick films together and we met in drama club.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

i just woke up and literally gotta start doing shit, i just wanted to sit down for five minutes and see some happy things and all y'all made me smile so (^ω^) anyways pretend i drew some horns and a mustache and a cigarillo in mspaint dot net or something i am busy for the next few hours if no one scoops me

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

it's missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.

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[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 months ago (6 children)
[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

ram

Can be good advice for working with one of these

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[–] wake@quokk.au 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Teeth was a great documentary movie about vagina dentata.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

[–] Lehmuusa@nord.pub 20 points 5 months ago

Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!

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[–] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That's just how it is during a period

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you don’t look, there’s no blood!

[–] deliriousdreams@fedia.io 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

You also put a towel underneath and don't look at that either.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can't find the nice spot without a proper map?

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[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT TEETH???

[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago

Pee is stored in the Balrogs.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 months ago

Sigh... unzips

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] darklamer@feddit.org 10 points 5 months ago

Hellish good sex!

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 7 points 5 months ago

this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Fuck don't show this to christians!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

No, it's fuck Satan.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Is it that time again already?

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