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Well, I would say the test results were conclusive, if nothing else.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 192 points 5 days ago (5 children)

According to Fox 4, the driver is being held in Grapevine Jail as of Tuesday afternoon, with violations including:

Having no valid boat registration.

That is both hilarious and stupid. You would have to imagine the definition of a boat would be something that floats, which the Cybertruck clearly isn't in this photo. It's also less water than the truck is rated in the owner's manual to be able to handle.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 97 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This got me thinking, you're right, how can it be a boat if it can't float?

Turns out, everything is bigger in Texas, including the legal definition of what constitutes a boat.

Is it motorized, above 14 feet in length, and afloat, docked, or stored on Texas waters? Then it's a boat that needs to be registered, fam.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I've read that, and I don't think any reasonable person would consider a vehicle being driven on a lake bed to be a vessel.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 57 points 5 days ago (9 children)

No, but its owner was storing it in a lake, it’s over 14’ long, and has a (non-functional) motor.

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Have an accident where you drive off a bridge in Texas, get charged with not having a boat registration.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if they charged the guy who crashed his Veyron in Galveston Bay? I mean with something other than insurance fraud.

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[–] dermanus@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago

Maybe, but a reasonable person also wouldn't drive a car into a lake.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

A submersible is a vessel.

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[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well, I think it's not wrong to apply the same rules to any kind of vessel you take into the water. Therefore, it's good to simply assume that every vessel in the water is some kind of boat so people don't say 'well akshually this is not a boat' and do bullshit like this cybertruck driver.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 days ago

Change it to "no valid submarine registration"

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 72 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

Wade Mode is a feature in the Tesla Cybertruck that allows it to drive through shallow water by raising the suspension and pressurizing the battery to protect it from water and debris. It is designed for use in bodies of water up to approximately 32 inches deep at slow speeds of 1-3 mph.

Should have called it creek mode.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 22 points 5 days ago (6 children)

32 inches

That's 81cm. Up to! That means, you need to stay below that. Since no natural body of water has completely even ground this effectively means if deeper than knee-deep you risk your battery exploding.

Something I'm sure any normal truck could handle without an extra mode.

I mean EVs are better of course, but why make a truck that is too low and probably has the battery at the bottom like normal Teslas do... Why, oh why, Elon. Choke on your stupid business decisions and unsold bad quality products.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 19 points 5 days ago (18 children)

Normal trucks can wade water as high as their air intake, which usually is above one of the front wheels, inside the fender. You can go a bit above that for short distances if you keep a good momentum and create a wave in front of you, but that's risky.

Of course modern trucks, having turned from work to luxury vehicles, may have issues.

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[–] phant@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Blocked storm water drain puddle mode?

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Look, it didn't work this time, but don't stop encouraging Cybertruck drivers to use their vehicles in water!

They are fully submersible submarines, after all. I hear one guy got all the way to the Titanic in one!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If they can take a bullet, I'm pretty sure they can handle a little water. This was user error. Elon wouldn't lie and sell us junk.

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[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 59 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If I had a nickel every time a Cybertruck driver re-enacted the end of The Perfect Storm while casting themselves as George Clooney, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Comedy gold.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'd say weird except it was advertised as a hybrid boat (and would have been advertised as a rocket or plane too if he'd thought of it) so like, doing what you are told it can do is not stop weird.

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[–] Darkaga@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago (1 children)

N = 1 Seems pretty inconclusive to me. Let’s throw in a couple more and see what happens.

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

May have gotten better results with a Ford. It's right there in the name.

/obligatory: don't actually try to ford a river with a Ford

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 12 points 4 days ago

Fjord Focus

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[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago

"Hold on. I just put you on speaker. Can you please explain what happened again for my coworkers? Its been a stressful day and I think they could use a laugh." - car insurance lady

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

1700s oxen towed wagons: can be floated down river if sealed properly. Oxen sometimes poop.

2023 cybertrucks designed by modern engineers. Dies instantly in water. No poop.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bro out here playing the fool’s Oregon Trail.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

It wasn't designed by modern engineers it was designed by Elon Musk.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

I love how the picture of that trashcan in the water has this black and white effect applied like it's 1933 and somebody accidentally dropped a garbage can off the docks into the harbour

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Obviously, wading ain't swimming. The mode is probably useful in some edge cases. Driving straight into a lake just isn't one of them.

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 5 days ago

Inconclusive. I think we need a few more volunteers to give it a try. Sample sizes of 1 are not scientific enough for me.

There may be 'downstream' issues if we bury too many cybertrucks in lakes, though...

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don't understand what "wade mode" does?

If there's an air intake, it's just for cooling, not combustion. So like what is the point of "moving it to a snorkel position" or whatever?

[–] sploder@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There’s a photo of what it does. Absolutely nothing good, ruins the car and takes you to jail 😂

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 days ago

ruins the car and takes you to jail

In that case, Cybertrucks should all have it enabled by default 😁

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

IIRC it pressurizes the battery compartment so that water can't get in and probably some other crap too

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[–] 843563115848@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They should all experience this fate, fucking pieces of shit.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

fucking pieces of shit.

And their trucks, too!

Well, "trucks". heh

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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 10 points 5 days ago

Thankfully the power windows didn’t lock up, and the people inside got out safely.
That could have been the best Darwin Award of the month, maybe year.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

The thing about "wading" in deep water is the water has to be pushed aside by the vehicle like the bow of a ship. Except in a car, if you go too fast the water won't be pushed aside and will instead rip off bumpers, underside panels, and forcefully enter the vehicle dousing motors, electronics, air intakes etc. Of course the Cybertruck is a terrible truck and was sold on lies and embellishments, but common sense also applies. Even most ICE vehicles including trucks would fare no better unless they had snorkels and other mitigations.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

Well that video was about as pathetic as you would imagine. It's about 4 ft offshore when it fails when the driver gets out it's below waist height. I'm pretty sure I've seen a bus drive through deeper puddles than that.

[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I grew up in DFW. I'm absolutely unsurprised that's where this happened.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's something to say about how an idiot you must be to buy a Cybertruck to start with: it's less capable than other electric (or not electric) pick-up, it's unecessarily big, it's fragile and expensive, and owning one doesn't convey the image of their buyers they think it conveys.

And so not surprisingly, that pool of people counts amongst the biggest idiots who will do these kind of idiot tests.

I can't but wonder how many CT buyers would be dead by now if Musk had claimed the CT can glide.

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