sploder

Same here. Went with friends mainly so I could get free AC and free food for the day and put a $10 bill into a slot. Won $999.99 and never cared to gamble again lol

My 60 y.o. Dad with dementia .. he knows he can go piss in a toilet. But he also knows he can just piss himself and his nurse will take care of it. It’s definitely a situation where an accident turned into a lifestyle choice lmfao

Shit I wish mine was just music these days. Now it’s me seeing whatever upsetting shit I heard in random conversations like “ cat in a blender “ or the visual of Charlie Kirk getting slimed that I naively watched.

oh my god I will be saying this for the next 3 months, I had forgotten about it somehow

I got tired of my he front loading washer leaking and fucking up, I went through 3 of them. Got them all serviced and they just never worked great to begin with. Said fuck it and got a speed queen top loader with knobs and one button. Fuckin love it. Bonus points too, I put a magnet on the side of it from my parents old laundry business with our name and old phone number. My dad only had speed queens in the business. Now I know why. Shit just works.

Lessons in chemistry

In a tan suit eating irregular mustard .. the world would explode

The discontinued Philadelphia Cream cheese snack bars in any flavor, but preferably strawberry.

Parasailing - I was too small for the harness part and wasn’t secured correctly. I spent the whole time paralyzed after I realized what was wrong.