Shit I wish mine was just music these days. Now it’s me seeing whatever upsetting shit I heard in random conversations like “ cat in a blender “ or the visual of Charlie Kirk getting slimed that I naively watched.
sploder
joined 9 months ago
oh my god I will be saying this for the next 3 months, I had forgotten about it somehow
I got tired of my he front loading washer leaking and fucking up, I went through 3 of them. Got them all serviced and they just never worked great to begin with. Said fuck it and got a speed queen top loader with knobs and one button. Fuckin love it. Bonus points too, I put a magnet on the side of it from my parents old laundry business with our name and old phone number. My dad only had speed queens in the business. Now I know why. Shit just works.
Lessons in chemistry
In a tan suit eating irregular mustard .. the world would explode
The discontinued Philadelphia Cream cheese snack bars in any flavor, but preferably strawberry.
Parasailing - I was too small for the harness part and wasn’t secured correctly. I spent the whole time paralyzed after I realized what was wrong.
My dad can wiggle his ears like fuckin dumbo. He has dementia now in his 60’s and every time I see him I ask him if he can still wiggle his ears. He always does and laughs so hard when I say good job you’ve still got it ❤️😭 love him sm
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