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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I practiced stretching last few months for no particular reason.

My body still looks like that of a LOTR dwarf shoe-mender but I can at least do w-sitting as an adult now.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you figure out the lobster claw, lemme know -- that's the one I want most.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Personally, I'm going for a round, hydrodynamic shape with a thick layer of blubber for diving and hunting below the thermocline.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

So walrus or narwhal, toothy?

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[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

…sshole

There, you missed a part

[–] robotica@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It wasn't even "asshole", just "anus", which is a technical word

No i have a hat full of them right here

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mine looks like fat titties and not giving a fuck about societal standards

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've got a body and it's going to be summer. It's perfect :D

[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I fully support this idea for everyone else, this is clearly the right way to approach the topic.

Doesn't stop me personally from trying to transform a few more kilos of fat into muscle though. My excuse is that it is for health reasons, but deep down I know vanity is a relevant factor.

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I hear ya! I try to stay active enough in general throughout the year for health and vanity reasons myself. Just not interested in piling on extra self-loathing for summer alone haha

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stellar. I quit drinking and now I eat way more and I’ve lost 20% of my bodyweight in under six months. I was drinking tons every day, maybe 1500-2000cal.

My belt that almost didn’t fit around my belly, I’m at the final hole before I have to get a smaller belt. My pants fall down if I’m not wearing it tightly. My watch band almost needs to be replaced with a smaller one. I feel awesome every day.

I have stretch marks but no loose skin, so I’m thankful. I hope the stretch marks stay. My chest is smaller, which is totally great. I’m just starting getting back into exercising, but I feel just excellent about myself now!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

What could be a more summery shape than that of half melted ice cream?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 1 week ago

Have gone down to the beach every day, but still waiting for a body to wash up

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

I live in a place where it gets up to 110+ F/43+ C regularly in the summer, my summer body is molded by hiding from the sun and waiting for the sweet release of night.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Was hoping for a 6 pack, ended up with a keg.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'm down from 228 to 220. Not really that great, but I'll keep you posted lmao

I miss the days of being 150 lbs. I felt like I had so much energy I could run a marathon. Now I feel like a quick run could kill me. :D

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Once I'm put in the smoker I'll render down quite nicely.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

My summer personality is nothing to write home about either.

My collection is coming along fine

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My ideal summer body is replacing this rotting flesh husk with cold, hard machine precision. But that's not really an option yet :(

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

I discovered that the amount of carrots I can eat before I am uncomfortably full is like 150 calories worth of carrots, which means I can nearly double the amount of beer I can drink while still running a small calorie deficit.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm getting chubby and my boobs are humongous and I love it.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

awesome let's hang out

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Everyone knows women aren't real.

waow (basedbasedbased)

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

I have a body for radio, and a personality for print

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If you change your clock to Southern Hemisphere Time, its getting to winter. No need for a summer body.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i got a tan for the first time in my life (at least that i can remember). it was the first spring not mostly spent in front of computer screens. :)

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I’m trying to shed about five kilos before the heat really hits. Not for any sort of beauty reasons, I just wanna make forty degree summer days suck slightly less.

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Got my ass back in gear after gaining 80lbs during Covid. Not going to win any competitions, but I'm in shape and sub-15% fat

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have to start training my horse like almost every day, so I'll prolly end up with a half decent bod by the time winter rolls around again lol

I bought a bike last summer. It's been out of commission for 5 of those months, but 700 miles is pretty damn good for a year.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago

Mine's in a shape.

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I look like im really good at the internet.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I had some time off work recently and had a big plan to work out and get back in shape during my break... But got a bulging disk in my back the weekend before it started. Still was able to get some running in, but everything else got put on hold

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

I'm looking forward to the farmer tan I'll be getting on the beach this summer.

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