edgemaster72

joined 3 years ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Weird, all I see is *********

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Found the bourgeoisie swine

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

If only the Democrats were half as socialist as they're accused of being

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

They ordered "boot cut" but got "booty cut" instead

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

they're the same picture

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

pardon incoming...

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Based on the last names you listed, there is a fictional character with your first name and the last name Winslow, though the spelling of the first name may differ. It would probably still be sufficient for the tactic to work, though of course you'd probably have to deal with people going "Oh, like the character from [show]?" which could get old pretty quick.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Maybe find a historical figure with the same first name and take their last name, then if anyone searches you it gets drowned out by information on that person

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Mega grams. It comes with 50 metric tons of storage.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

What do YOU mean by "crosspoint of time and space"? Anyone who is alive is always joined with both space and time, as is the nature of space and time. So the phrase "crosspoint of time and space" seems kind of meaningless, as it is a constant and universal state.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You just reminded me of the vampire cow in Adventure Time

 

Become a Death Knight or Lich for the low, low cost of 3 feats.

Kinda surprised no update to Death Domain since Oathbreaker got UA last year.

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Was looking through Druid cantrips when I was struck by inspiration (no not that kind. no not that other kind)

 

I don't often have dreams or remember my dreams, when I do they're usually either me somehow being back in school despite graduating over 20 years ago, or I'm living some better version of my life that I end up feeling bad about after I wake up. But I've had a couple recently that were a bit out of the ordinary for me and are making me wonder if it's possible to have a dream that, albeit a fictional scenario, seems otherwise plausible and logical.

For instance, the dream I just had involved me arriving at work (which I always drive to because USA), but in my dream I didn't drive. When I got there I put a blanket down in a parking space, then pretended to pull a car into the space over the blanket, and pretended to also lock up the car afterward. I acknowledged a fellow "coworker" (I put this in quotes because it wasn't someone I recognize from real life but in the context of the dream I knew them as a coworker) passing by as I "parked" my "car" and they treated it as perfectly normal. As an aside while I type this, I don't know that I've ever driven in a dream I had.

As I approached the store I work at (which was in the location of an old job I had ~20 years ago rather than my current job's location), there was a sticker on the door saying that the store had changed locations, but didn't say where or have any other details. Given I had just worked there yesterday this came as a surprise to me and my other "coworkers" outside (quotes again because none of them were actual people I work with).

Among said coworkers was one person dressed in a suit (I work in food service) who was actually like 3 different colored versions of the same person (think of a multiplayer game like Gauntlet where you have like a red wizard, yellow wizard, etc.). He was arguing with someone else that he was a warlock lawyer, the other person was insisting he's a wizard. As I looked around the crowd of my coworkers gathered outside I saw the only person I recognize from my actual life, my boss's boss, our district manager, who also was unaware of the store moving location, and was trying to find out more information.

Anyway, that's where the dream ended, thanks for reading this far if you have. What weird dreams have you had lately? Do you remember having any dreams that just made you go "yeah, that seemed normal, I could see that happening hypothetically?"

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