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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 89 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's actually why I have mickey mouse tattoo'd on my cock.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 37 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

😂 The only Disney character to recently become public domain. I don’t know how your cock rolls re: copyright/left

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

wrong. the first issue of Mickey Mouse has become public domain. not all of them.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

« wrong » 😂good thing pedantry hasn’t been copyrighted or home-joking could have killed the comedy industry.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I rarely cringe this much here on Lemmy, both your comments are just embarrassing.

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Not quite. Mickey Mouse is still a trademark of Disney, but the actual animation of Steamboat Willie is in the public domain, so using the mouse in a way that promotes brand confusion is a no go but using Steamboat Willie is perfectly fine.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 6 days ago

Mickey rolls regular, left leg. Otherwise he's be goofy.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're taking the mickey, aren't you?

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Because removing an audio track from a video file is impossible

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

No probs, I got you, just film all your sex tapes while cosplaying as Disney characters

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

So just normal, then?

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It's not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And if it's someone like Lilo it will be taken down for CSAM as well which is a double whammy

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[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 33 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Not enough - Sound can easily be removed from videos. You need to make sure there's licensed Disney IP littered around the room, and ideally involved in the sex act(s). Maybe dress like a Star Wars or Marvel character. Better yet, one dresses like a SW character, and the other(s) dress like a Disney Princess™. Also, have Fantasia or Sleeping Beauty, one of the classics, playing on the TV in the background. Make "Disney" the kink theme of the video. Make it a category keyword on the upload. Include the full proper character names everywhere you can. Really ensure that target is as big as you can make it.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Add Nintendo characters in the background for guaranteed takedown requests.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ooh. Swap one of the participating characters for Mario or a Ninja Turtle… I have to go.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Ok this is just a major production now. If I’m putting that much effort into it I WANT it to leak online

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Wow, spoken like someone that has dedinitely done this before.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do you want to build a snowman?

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Let it go! Can’t hold me back anymore!

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of this parody I was dying laughing at when it came out.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 5 days ago

Holy hell, thank you for that laugh. I needed it.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh that’s hilarious.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cops do this when people film them now.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

Yeah, many of them are quite arrogant about it too, doing it, but that film is taken off YouTube because Google is the enemy. I saw a link a video of them doing it in LA, on Reddit, I forget which sub, but there WAZs a lot of talk of how widespread it was went pretty deep in the comments it's a widespread practice.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago

This is a popular strategy for police brutality.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Disney understands the Streisand Effect and would let it lay unless it got too popular or became a meme or something. Nintendo has porn lawyers who will scrape the dark web for any victims. Fuck in front of a green screen with a Smash Bro tournament playing on the green screen.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean, fucking to "all the colors of the wind" I could do. Fucking to "riff raff street rat" would be nigh impossible. I cant fuck AND do karokee at the same time.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Alternatively you can pick any Nintendo song, should work just as well

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Imagine sexy time w/ Mario's theme. You'll end up pumping the same jump pattern of 1-1

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can You Feel the Love Tonight is a top tier smush song

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Found Doug Judy’s account

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

You can remove an audio track. Best to have MTV music videos playing as well.

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Damn Chapelle telling them how to remain pedophiles! 🤦🏽‍♀️

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

That's genius

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago

Also, make sure you’re dressed like Goofy.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

jokes on you, I always have children's movies playing in my sex tapes.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

“it gets leaked” - eg, someone posts it as revenge porn, which is the case for a lot of sex tapes being “leaked”?

Something about this meme just feels like it’s trivializing sex crimes.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The most disturbing part of that is the revelation that Goofy apparently has anatomical skin flaps and organic buttons as part of his ass.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

Body modification is a legitimate lifestyle choice.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Remove Disney music, speed up video by 25%, and replace with Benny Hill Yakety Sax on an endless loop.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

“Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”

“Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”

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