That's actually why I have mickey mouse tattoo'd on my cock.
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2026
1003 points (99.4% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
40724 readers
3994 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
😂 The only Disney character to recently become public domain. I don’t know how your cock rolls re: copyright/left
wrong. the first issue of Mickey Mouse has become public domain. not all of them.
« wrong » 😂good thing pedantry hasn’t been copyrighted or home-joking could have killed the comedy industry.
I rarely cringe this much here on Lemmy, both your comments are just embarrassing.
Not quite. Mickey Mouse is still a trademark of Disney, but the actual animation of Steamboat Willie is in the public domain, so using the mouse in a way that promotes brand confusion is a no go but using Steamboat Willie is perfectly fine.
Mickey rolls regular, left leg. Otherwise he's be goofy.
Because removing an audio track from a video file is impossible
No probs, I got you, just film all your sex tapes while cosplaying as Disney characters
So just normal, then?
And if it's someone like Lilo it will be taken down for CSAM as well which is a double whammy
😬
It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It's not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Not enough - Sound can easily be removed from videos. You need to make sure there's licensed Disney IP littered around the room, and ideally involved in the sex act(s). Maybe dress like a Star Wars or Marvel character. Better yet, one dresses like a SW character, and the other(s) dress like a Disney Princess™. Also, have Fantasia or Sleeping Beauty, one of the classics, playing on the TV in the background. Make "Disney" the kink theme of the video. Make it a category keyword on the upload. Include the full proper character names everywhere you can. Really ensure that target is as big as you can make it.
Add Nintendo characters in the background for guaranteed takedown requests.
Ooh. Swap one of the participating characters for Mario or a Ninja Turtle… I have to go.
Ok this is just a major production now. If I’m putting that much effort into it I WANT it to leak online
Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.
Wow, spoken like someone that has dedinitely done this before.
Do you want to build a snowman?
Let it go! Can’t hold me back anymore!
Reminds me of this parody I was dying laughing at when it came out.
Oh that’s hilarious.
Holy hell, thank you for that laugh. I needed it.
Cops do this when people film them now.
Seriously?
Yeah, many of them are quite arrogant about it too, doing it, but that film is taken off YouTube because Google is the enemy. I saw a link a video of them doing it in LA, on Reddit, I forget which sub, but there WAZs a lot of talk of how widespread it was went pretty deep in the comments it's a widespread practice.
This is a popular strategy for police brutality.
Disney understands the Streisand Effect and would let it lay unless it got too popular or became a meme or something. Nintendo has porn lawyers who will scrape the dark web for any victims. Fuck in front of a green screen with a Smash Bro tournament playing on the green screen.
Can You Feel the Love Tonight is a top tier smush song
Also, make sure you’re dressed like Goofy.
I mean, fucking to "all the colors of the wind" I could do. Fucking to "riff raff street rat" would be nigh impossible. I cant fuck AND do karokee at the same time.
Alternatively you can pick any Nintendo song, should work just as well
load more comments
(1 replies)
That's genius
jokes on you, I always have children's movies playing in my sex tapes.
load more comments
(2 replies)
[off topic]
People shouldn't be ignorant of their own cultural history.
The most disturbing part of that is the revelation that Goofy apparently has anatomical skin flaps and organic buttons as part of his ass.
Body modification is a legitimate lifestyle choice.
“it gets leaked” - eg, someone posts it as revenge porn, which is the case for a lot of sex tapes being “leaked”?
Something about this meme just feels like it’s trivializing sex crimes.
“Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”
“Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”
Damn Chapelle telling them how to remain pedophiles! 🤦🏽♀️
You can remove an audio track. Best to have MTV music videos playing as well.
I think that would only help if they were making money off it. Not sure someone committing a crime would want to link their bank account to it.
Remove Disney music, speed up video by 25%, and replace with Benny Hill Yakety Sax on an endless loop.
view more: next ›