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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 123 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hahahahahaja

No, no, this isn't "accepted", she has money.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 56 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren't trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Gender affirming care for ultra-rich.

Fixed that for you.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 54 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Ok I didn't know this lady even existed, and I don't know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She's a British TV "personality" and former WAG

So yeah, nowt flash

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina

[–] Lawnman23@piefed.social 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto's Africa when i spready my legs.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

And they say journalism is dead

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember ordering this vagina with sausage!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Needs a subsidiary/another spinoff

Also ... wiki/Low_Cocklaw ... ?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Cock law in this country isn't governed by reason

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 months ago

"you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy"

[–] doopen@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

I didn't know you could actually reupholster a pussy

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (6 children)

This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn't use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it's just "Rhianna wears a dress"

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I'd probably be excited about it too.

[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So what'd she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That doesn't make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah I dated a girl once and knew she was getting close because she would stop being able to focus and the feel would change completely.

It was hot as fuck, felt like she was actually melting.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

hanging out with her is like that SpongeBob episode with the rubber boots

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[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't know who this person is but now I will be able to identify her in public.

[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

By the sound

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

As a man, I kind of get it. I used to wear corduroy pants.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 5 months ago

What's that squeaking?

It's a bird!

It's a rocking chair!

No, it's....

*bah BAbah BABAAAAAH*

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago

Incidentally you squeak when you talk too so you both squeak the talk and squeak the walk.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Same, luv. Same.

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