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Well that's a review (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn't use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 months ago

7533

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You are American, right?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok I’ll try that in my car.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not your car. Just your pussy

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.