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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto's Africa when i spready my legs.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago