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[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Gay men too…

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 194 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

In the same way I feel bad for all the women out that had to put up with conversations about crypto for the last decade, the astrology for dudes

[–] ShutUpWesley@piefed.zip 88 points 1 week ago (26 children)

Crypto really is the astrology of white guys isn't it.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmm this gives me an idea...

Ladies, who would like to invest in your sign? The of course you will have to compete for investments against the other birth signs I also represent...

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[–] Rothe@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have no idea why you are bringing racism into this.

[–] starik@lemmy.today 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (23 children)

It’s ok to be casually racist against white people because it’s “punching up”. Which implies white people are superior. Which is racist against non-whites wait…

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[–] hushable@lemmy.world 130 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A friend set me up on a date with a coworker of him. then she spent about 20 minutes drawing my astral chart. She had notes, books and even an iPad app.

Eventually she concluded we were not compatible, while I concluded the same thing about 20 seconds in.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 110 points 1 week ago (29 children)

I'm a woman, I have no patience for pseudoscience.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] pega_sus@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's such a Gemini thing to say.

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[–] ShutUpWesley@piefed.zip 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will choose to make fun of it at every chance. Fortunately my girlfriend doesn't mind, so I can also still get laid.

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[–] protist@retrofed.com 55 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I have a pretty large, coed friend group, and roughly 50% of the women are into astrology, while none of the men are. Personally, I could never date someone who took astrology seriously. Fortunately, unlike this meme tries to paint them, there are many women who don't take astrology seriously.

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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Or just don't try to get laid with stupid people.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Dated a girl and, while we were walking through the park, she points up at the sky. "Oh look, Chemtrails". I absolutely bust up laughing, because I assume I've accidentally stepped into a relationship with a conspiracy theorist. She looks incredibly confused. I explain what chemtrails are. She gets even more confused. We whip out our phones for a minute. She says, "Omg I meant contrails"

She's a lawyer at a white shoe firm now and makes, like, twice as much as I do in IT. Also, absolutely incredible in the sack.

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[–] iatenine@piefed.social 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easy choice

presses "gay" button

Now I'm surrounded by superstitious lesbians

[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

And I'm surrounded by Linux users.

Edit: sorry, but that's the gayest thing I could think of.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm straight, been married 32 years, and my wife hates astrology. There's no dilemma.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

She single, by any chance?

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hating astrology is such a leo thing

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[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

i roll my eyes at astrology but generally don't mind a little "folk wisdom" if it helps people deal with the world, though of course it often doesn't actually really help and just obscures the real reasons behind things.

kinda similar to how i think a sincere belief in religion might actually help someone in many cases, but can also veil the world and make it less accessible.

in the same vein is also folk or traditional medicine. i bet there are good insights in there, but also just a lot of bs. difficult to sift for gold.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In a college classroom with only women, we did a student survey that asked how many believe in astrology. It was 50%.

I'm curious how that boils down in a coed institution, or a research 1 school or something.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Of all the non-scientific things to believe in, astrology is one of the weirdest. Especially if you’re talking about ancient astrology, come on now… the sky has changed significantly in eg 2000 years, how could you make any conclusions based on that? Or the figures drawn from groups of stars, constellations, that are not even remotely close to each other if you look from another viewpoint?
But I guess it’s even worse… I guess most people talk about their magazine horoscopes, that aren’t even written by actual astrologers :(

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

Lol no, I make fun of astrology with my girlfriend

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 28 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Or he could find a woman who's not superstitious, or go gay.

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Theres a not so secret third option, don't date folks that believe in such nonsense.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I'll choose making fun of astrology.

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[–] Gust@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I used to be a bit of a dick about astrology. I still think it's nonsense, but now I kinda view it as a structure for people to explore their own emotions and as a kind of authority struct to get people to treat those emotions as valid. Ultimately I feel like its no different than me sharing emo song lyrics with an "omg they understand me frfr" type message. Maybe the astrology believer isn't upset because Venus is in retrograde or whatever, but they are upset their emotions are valid. I don't gain anything from being a wet blanket about scientific accuracy in that situation, and they feel like I am invalidating their emotions if I choose to be that scientifically accurate wet blanket. Plus, retrograde is a dope word and I'm not sure if I'd know it if not for the crystal girls I've dated

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In short, you choose getting laid.

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[–] UnPassive@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can feel this post in my root chakra

[–] LavenderBreton@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

What's sadder is that yoga, chakras, and crystals are traditionally from religions within the Indian subcontinent. Westerners are simply taking aspects of South Asian cultures, indigenous cultures, African cultures, and then bastardising them into marketable "neo-pagan witchcraft."

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[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I had several friends at school with the same birthday as me, so obviously we had the same personality and all the same stuff kept happening to us.

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[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Solution: date an astronomer

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[–] story@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm an expert in this field. i went from atheist YouTube in 2008 to what the trillbillies call "spooky pussy" in 2009 and i have remained in the spooky pussy camp since then, I don't regret it.

well, i regret it a little

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

what is a trillbilly and what is a spooky pussy?

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (13 children)

So what does any of this mean to those out of the loop?

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