CalypsoGirl

Hmm, if only something could be done about this guns-in-schools-obliterating-children problem 🤔

The NRA clearly values guns more than human life. This is some seriously fucked-up sick agenda.

He's a disinformation agent. Enough of what he says is logical, so that when he spews bullshit, people either believe the bullshit too, or disregard everything that has ever and will ever come out of his mouth. I'm on Team B.

Those tomato slices remind me of two errant tomato slices that landed in the shredded cheese bin at our work salad bar yesterday. I used tongs to put the tomatoes back in the tomato bin with their fellow tomato slices. Was that the highlight of my day? Absolutely not.

They need a more realistic button: "Pay to enjoy it until it disappears with no warning"

The FDA is gonna turn us all into hypervigilant food scientists.

OCCUPIED!

But what's weird is that 99% of the time I have no idea what to say in any given situation, but this public restroom scenario just came naturally to me one day and still comes naturally to me every time. That's weird isn't it? Like I'm only comfortable & functional in the most uncomfortable situations 🤦🏼‍♀️

My takeaway from this is FREE FOOD AT YOUR WHOLE FOODS? Sweet! DM me the address! 🤣 (jk haha)

And I've never understood why it's called the gateway to California. A gate implies an entrance/exit point. I've never entered or left California through or under or over that bridge. Seriously who does??

If the obnoxiously bright blazing headlights of an oncoming car cause momentary blindness & disorientation to the point of losing the ability to see then crashing one's car & serious injury or death, how can bright blazing headlights driver be brought to justice? He passed, he's gone, he doesn't know the wreck & death he caused. 🤔

If rent is your objective, I'm afraid you'll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren't biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they'd have no money to give you.

JD Vance: "Y'all thought THAT was a scandal?! Hold our beers!"

Yum! Then sign me up for the "Chinese propaganda aircraft carrier" mission 😋