A coven of witches cast harmful spells on a person day and night.
He becomes president of the USA, then a billionaire. He avoids jail time for serious crimes.
Wow, the power of witchcraft is staggering
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2026
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Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
barf
I know it's a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting "prayers for Trump" in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it's very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you're pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Oh come on! We all know that this idea will be immediately converted to "prayers from Trump in exchange of cash" so that he can rip off his followers once more!
Good health is definitely one way to describe the diaper baby. Maybe they need to pray a little harder.
with your help, they can- barf
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
Edit: sloppy proofreading
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Damn. When will it start working?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/etsy-witch-charlie-kirk-curse-b2836089.html
I mean... just like any other skill, some witches are better at it than others.
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Does that mean conservative Christians admit the president is not of sound mind?
admit
lolololol
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Are they trying to make me like AOC even more?
Yup, I can take the 2pm shift on Wednesdays... Where do I sign up? 🧙
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Where can I sign up?
If you figure out, let me know. I could use a coven, especially one with such noble goals.
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Clearly these witches powers are waining, is there anyway we can help?
I mean honestly if you're not supporting at least two Etsy witch covens then what are you doing with your life?
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Assume they operate on the theory that magic helps those that help themselves
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Conservative Christians - the ones who are so Nationalist?
Nat-C’s, if you will
Which does not mean much, as "Conservative Christian" is a sure sign of insanity.
Stupid sexy witches
They just reuse stuff, used to be larry nickles talking about hillary clinton going to witch church, a church for witches, witches... witches
That's so true, no originality whatsoever.
We should point out to them that they're recycling. That should scare them off from doing it again.
Not being terribly effective, unfortunately.
Nice. She has my vote.
Cross post to !witchymemes@lemmy.world pls
Will do! I debated posting it there versus here anyway, haha.
Best bruja 💖
I wish
If it works, it works.
we know the president resists since he kept failing the simplest word spells bigly
Awesome if true.
I mean, it's obviously not, but it would be hella cool if it was.
There are covens of witches hexing the snot out of Trump and numerous other odious figures. AOC does not appear to be the sort, but they exist.
There are also entire ministries of white Christian nationalists praying continuously to exalt Trump and support him.
I don't think either group has a direct impact, but might inspire political action by the participants.
I'm sure there are similar, though fewer groups regarding Representative Occasio-Cortez.
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Religion is a mental illness.
Oh so that's why he's incontinent, it's the evil witches.
Do they take donations?
In a postindustrial society, in the third decade of the 21st century of the common era, a plurality of the population believe in witchcraft.
This is why I have little to no hope for our future.
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I mean the whole "conservative christians are crazy" is pretty well established and whatnot. This should be to no-ones surprise. Yet at the same time:
Witches? Really? That's the thing you're concerned about? In todays day and age where goosestepping idiots are robbing the world. Where the planet is literally on fire.
And you're worried some people might be wishing ill on mister wannabe hitler the pedo-rapist conman over there?
Let alone you're automatically assuming this about someome you dissagree with politically.
PROVE IT.
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More like gullible patsies following Putin's psy-ops trolls.
Badass if true. Why would they make the dems sound so cool?
🫡 thanks for your service
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