We had this problem in a communal bathroom in a dorm I lived in. People were practically coming to blows over it. Turns out that when the toilet flushed, it would spray piss up out of the bowl onto the seat. We all thought it was someone else, but it was really every one of us inadvertently.
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A likely story, seat pisser. J'ACCUSE!
How about when there's that bit of filth at the back, center you know came from their ass crack?
It's even worse when you know who it is, because now it's like you have x-ray vision to their ass crack.
People are required to wipe down sweaty gym equipment, they should also be required to wipe down the shitter. IDK why this isn't a thing.
This is why I piss into the sink instead. And since I didn't have to touch any surfaces beside my own wiener, I don't even have to worry about washing my hands.
This is why I piss in the back tank of the toilet, so the next person peeing never thinks it flushed.
Ah yes, a good old fashioned upper-decker.
Take a shit up there sometime if you really hate someone.
More specific, the target practice gets more wild at a pub.
Some people can't use a urinal. Medical issues.
That being said, they should still be cleaning up after themselves. Leaving the seat a mess for other people is horrendous.
I've seen a lot of cases where people are using the toilet as a urinal. That seems to be where most of the piss is coming from.
That said, if someone can't use a urinal and needs to use a toilet, I don't know why they aren't sitting down on the toilet. I can't think of a condition which in which you can't use a urinal but you can stand and pee onto a toilet seat.
because sitting just to piss is gay apparently (heard that from multiple people)
I don't want to touch it either, but if you're going to stand in front of a public toilet, just lift the damn seat.
The one's on doesn't are the ones who also doesn't at home and if they do they don't put it down afterwards.
Those people need to be forced to lick toilet seats until they learn some basic manners.
And new seats even have a bump out so you can use your feet.
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I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole !
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole !
My ex used to laugh about how he would purposefully piss on public toilet seats. Absolute sociopath. I guess Dennis was giving us some screening questions.
I've seen this man!!!
Oh, de oh de oh!
Try to find the stand-up show ‘no cure for cancer’ this song is in it and the rest is insanely good,
I want a restaurant only for men, naked men all sitting round a camp fire eating meat, straight off the cow. In fact bring me the whole cow, I’ll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!
Or something like that.
That and therapy,
I’ll give you therapy, therapy is mowing the lawn and crying Edit; Found it No cure for cancer
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I think you’ve got two types of people doing this:
- penis people who just plain can not be bothered to lift the seat. The types of folks who bumble through life haphazardly, don’t wear seat belts, let dishes pile up, put the sour cream back in the fridge without putting the lid back on, who never bother to wash their feet or legs in the shower because they think the soap that washes down their body will handle it, people who drink the last of the coffee without making another pot. Selfish, but also kinda physically grody.
- vagina people who hover. These people I do not understand.
For a second I thought you'd come up with a new epithet for people who don't hold up their end of the social contract: penis people. I thought, "that's a new and fun way to call someone a dick." 🤔
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Not mildly.
Majorly.
I had part of my digestive tract removed. I can't afford an accident at the urinal.
It's fucking gross.
I always wipe down every seat with enough toilet paper I feel like I'm not going to directly touch any pee. It's just an ingrained habit from decades of living with people who like their toilet seats cold, moist, and yellow.
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My least favourite is when it seems like they didn't even pull back the foreskin or something, and just completely cover the entire toilet, seat, and floor, with a fine spray of urine. Lovely. I wipe down everything with like 20 squares of tp and then wash my hands before even doing my business.
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There is this thing called lifting up the seat. DO IT!
I doubt the overwhelming majority of the seat pissers are reading your comment.
I've literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don't lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.
Except I'm not a degenerate and I'll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.
Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.
thank you!
No choice? Sit, it's more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax.
When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra?
I usually sit to pee; but since there's piss on the seat, I stand and end up contributing more piss to the already pissy seat. It's a vicious cycle of piss.
Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg
Use your foot for that if you have to
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