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Wrong art! MMQ gang rise up!
Clearly you have not seen the Garfield Counterspell.
The SpongeBob one is better
💯 Agree
EDIT: lol, there is another variant:
Lol. I chose this one because it looks like the dude in OPs picture.
I take off my robe and wizard hat 🥵
Don't ever message me again you piece of sh17.
Just gave everyone with the power to launch a nuke a huge penis and a sense of confident but gentle masculinity with sorcery.
Haha, now I have two
Kinda useless to have two senses of confident but gentle masculinity, but you do you, boo.
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They said slightly less gay, not more gay than a rainbow furry in a Village People orgy.
We need ever more gay sorcery to keep up with this arms race.
Nothing beats the raw magical power of a twink orgie.
Fool! Everyone knows homosexual sorcery is most effective!
Nah. Non binary sorcery is the strongest. Believe me us wizards have ran the tests and numbers don't lie.
Ooo, sorry... Ace wizardry is þe most powerful: no horny jail.
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Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!
(Not my work, I just think it's cool)
Why's the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?
They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction
"Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you're holding two nukes but I'm more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me."
*officer gets shot*
- I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to "hand to hand combat with swords" and "blow up the planet".
Brilliant!
I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.
Also I'm pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training
Someone needs to give cover fire while the other places the nukes.
Holy shit, it looks actually lit. That is insane.
But it's still gay sorcery? Oh thank God.
Yes, it's only slightly less gay. I cannot support heterosexual sorcery.
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I'm never quite sure if these people believe what they're saying, and should be institutionalised, or it's more of a vibe thing.
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WW3 would break out like instantly without the threat of nukes.
lol no it wouldn't. War is hard. Just look at Russia and Ukraine. No nukes, yet war, and yet nobody else is getting involved.
They do not want the economic cost of war. The only reason the US is fighting Iran is because Trump et al are too fucking stupid to understand how much damage they're doing to both the economy and armament stockpiles.
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IMHO the major world powers are more afraid of how their economies would collapse. We're extremely interwoven now. What's keeping China away from Taiwan is what they've seen in Ukraine and Iran.
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Destroyus. Bobbyus. Hillus.
Dude looks like a Yu Gi Oh character. XD
Boy, do I wish we could do that magic to the nukes.
That's totally a dude
Damn
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