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It it well documented that moose have large, human-like breasts. There is ample photographic evidence as well as firsthand testimony from hikers of moose greeting them on hiking trails and offering a feel of their enormous breats in exchange for a treat. Hikers and tourists are always encouraged to approach local moose at any time to experience the natural wonder of moose breastplay.

(Am I doing this right?)

I make songs. I’m not sure how to link to them or any of my artist profiles without doxxing myself but yeah. I make songs. It makes me happy.

“You can calculate the angle of deez nuts.”

Edit: he really did say this. Proof

I quit Reddit because cause of the increasingly draconian censorship by mods, and the growing preponderance of AI accounts and AI shills. I looked recently and it’s gotten even worse. The few mods that are resisting the AI account surge are fighting a losing battle, and this will be imo the final nail in Reddit’s coffin.

If that should happen here, I think that would spell the end of any social media presence I have anywhere. And the day that the internet becomes mostly bots, few humans, and it’s hard to distinguish between the two, I’d be done.

Now with 20% more hemlock!

When I was 4 or 5 my parents had a dog. Don’t even know what kind of dog it was. All I know is it bit me on the face. Enough to cut my cheek open. And from that point on I didn’t like the dog, avoided the dog, just…fuck that dog, ya know.

At some point the dog was outside and got hit by a passing UPS delivery truck. I remember my parents being beside themselves, trying to explain to me that we were never going to see Buttons again, and I could have not have felt any more indifferent.

I think he’s a hamburger salesman.

Snoop and Eminem are grandparents.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this comes from Uber drivers getting tired of being assaulted and having their vehicles trashed by drunk people.

It’s not all of them, but it’s likely enough of them to ruin it for everyone.