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There's vomit on my head already

Tupperware spaghetti

Yes there are buttons. Search for vertical mouse. Several companies make them.

A lot of people like them.

I don't pñay roblox. Are certain word automodded?

Awesome! I plant native plants that attract bees and butterflies. My neighbors go to my frontyard just to see the butterflies and humming birds.

My favorite are bees but my second favorite are dragonflies because mosquitoes can go back to the hell they came from.

Gary from Spongebob looks more like a conch than a snail.

Source

God damn it. Thank you for correcting me.

My brother's cat tries to save me from the shower and cries warnings to get me out.

Oh no. That bill has been between someone's cheeks.

Thank you for sharing your story.

* Grabs Pokeball *

I know a Pokemon when I see one.