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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 202 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (18 children)

Why is learning a trade only considered a last resort? Even on lemmy, I got downvoted to shit when I commented that people should focus less on degrees and more on industry certification, to have some actual value they can sell to potential employers. An electrician certification proves that you can do something. A bachelor's degree is just a checkbox to prove you went through the motions.

Relying on just degrees that virtually everybody else has is stupid. Anon has nothing that stands out from the soup of zero-experience job seekers.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 167 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (25 children)

Why is learning a trade only considered a last resort?

Because a lot of trades are pretty bad for your health. They require getting in potentially unsafe environments, dealing with substances or byproducts that can lead to cancers or other occupational diseases. They also require a lot more physical work. So of course people would prefer a cushy office job to trawling through crawlspaces lined with asbestos to plug in a light. Not to mention that a lot of trade jobs are not that great paid when starting out, the good pay comes with years of experience and until you get there you have to suffer through all the above. Sure some office jobs don't pay well starting out either but you just sit on your ass in a air conditioned office instead of nailing 2x4s in the hot sun for 8 hours.

People always ask this question but they never consider that there are actual valid considerations that make trade jobs unattractive compared to other jobs.

Edit: Oh also a lot of well paid trade people run their own companies which is an additional stress and a lot of people don't want to deal with that. My father is in trades and he ran his own company and I watched him age 20 years in the span of 5 due to all the stress and physical work he was doing. Running a company, even a small one is no easy job.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The pay part of that equation is dependent on where you are, and what trade you're talking about.

Where I am, trades generally get paid more than any office job you're going to get with just a random bachelors degree. And if you join one of the trade unions, especially one of the higher skilled industrial ones (so like electricians, pipefitters, millwrights, etc, as opposed to general labour or residential construction), your pay will be much higher than entry level office positions, and will likely stay higher than anyone who doesn't get themselves into an upper management type position.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

electricians, pipefitters, millwrights

Electricians, pipefitters, and millwrights have really hazardous jobs. That’s why they get paid so well, directly and indirectly (because it takes a lot of training to do those jobs safely).

I’m not trying to discourage anyone from taking these jobs, but they’re not risk free.

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[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When I started in construction 20 years ago minimum wage was $10, but most trades start at $15, this is for a laborer, apprentices got $18

After 4 years I was 33.50 an hour and still had room to move up. My direct supervisor was making $50, but he had a cash bonus to pay for his truck, instead of them giving him one.

Now minimum wage is $15 and most trades start at $21 and hour.

legally the company is supposed to pay apprentices 60% of the lowest paid journeyman, but they can hire people specifically to lower this -.- fourth years get 90%, it goes up each year. It forces a raise after finishing each schooling section.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trade jobs frequently require buying a lot of the equipment and protective gear. Most of the high pay examples include a lot of overtime, and may be limited when work isn't available. A lot of trades don't have a regular 40 hour work week, if the weather is bad for a week they may not make any money.

It really depends and is a lot more complex of a comparison. Trades are important and I think they should have more stability and require less personal cost, although most of that would be addressed if we had single payer healthcare and UBI.

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

An electrician certification doesn't mean a whole lot either. Both are just paper. Degrees with work experience and trades with apprentership time hold a little more value, but its still hit and miss.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (17 children)

Where are you that a trade doesn’t require 4 years of schooling and on the job training?

Most places won’t even let you do the schooling without being indentured and working for a minimum amount either.

They know you need both.

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[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I went to electrical school right out of high school and was an electrician for 10 years. Learned a ton of practical skills, can fix just about any household or mechanical issues, and bought my first house 5 years in. Best decision my parents ever encouraged me to do. Would recommend and also not sure why it gets so much flak

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[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 76 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Be me

Min wage job

Go to college for game programming in 2019, think ill be a game developer

Degree in '23

130k debt

Companies hiring Grok over actual programmers

Still only min wage job

MFW

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I don’t envy anyone trying to break into the games industry right now - you graduated at exactly the time all the investment left, layoffs hit, and jobs dried up.

It’s hard enough trying to find positions right now if you have years of experience, let alone as a fresh grad with none.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Me in game dev school right now 🥲 Fortunately I have previous experience and while I'm studying for design I've already been a programmer for a number of years. I'll make it but yeah... Applying for jobs won't get me anywhere I'm gonna have to know a guy who knows a guy

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon discovers capitalism and for-profit post-secondary education.

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I got my degree in 2014 at 22, and it still took scores of applications to get even a handful of interviews and one job offer for $17 an hour. I can only imagine what young people deal with today. I know it's only worsened in the last half decade or so.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah.... The early 00s seems to be the last time when just getting any practical degree seemed to be a decent investment. After the 08 recession things seemed to only really bounce back for people with specified graduate degrees.

At this point I would say that it's better to wait to go to school until you know what you want to do, and only if that job requires a specific degree. Anything else just seems to be gambling with loans.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We have come to the point where me must accept that it is normal for people to spend their early 20s smoking weed and masturbating

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

was it ever not normal for people from middle class and upper middle class families to do that?

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[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (9 children)

This thread has a lot of people saying things like "don't get a degree" or "get a trade cert" or "work in a different field to get experience" which I feel completely side-steps many issues and the realities that many people face. It's just a fundamentally broken system. The value of degrees fluctuates so much because of a political climate that has the stability of a pane of glass being violently thrown off of a building and a job market that prioritizes either posting ghost jobs to overwork employees to death or outsourcing its candidate search to whoever can guess the most buzzwords in an application.

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[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago

The social contract has been destroyed. Time to get the pitchforks!

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I graduated into Bush's recession, so I went to get a PhD in education. They pay you a small wage to do research, guaranteed for 5 years in my program. Graduated that into a healthy economy that... old professors weren't willing to retire from. Finally give up after several second place rejections and take a simple adjunct professor job just in time for the pandemic, cutting my classes to a third.

But hey, at least I didn't get that job at NCES; Trump 2.0 royally fucked all those education PhD federal jobs.

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[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

This is me but I'm in my 40s with over 25 years experience in my field. My ex left me hi and dry when she left me and I can't find a job despite my applying anywhere and everywhere that might pay more than minimum wage. I've still got my own place, but the shame I feel having to ask my parents for money is unbearable at times.

I'm currently trying to start my own business, but I still need money to pay bills in the interim. Capitalism is a fucking cancer on society.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't look down on trade schools. The trades are a great way to make good money and not likely to be replaced by AI... If I was that age today, I would be very strongly looking at that type of work. Or something in the medical field.

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[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This is how revolutions start. Some smooth talker is going to come along and motivate all these people to do something wonderful or terrible.

[–] mursejoy@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago (11 children)

My group of buddies always say that if gaming hadn’t become so wildly popular a revolution started by young men would have happened already.

The US is really good at placating the masses with media. Stay distracted, stay oppressed.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

4chan and reddit were instrumental in the election of Trump (45). CMV.

Reddit's boner for Ron Paul in 2008 was a proof-of-concept for leveraging social media to astroturf. CMV.

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel so sad for the younger people. At least companies seem to be hiring again, people are getting cold calls. I told my son not to go to college, he'll just become a debt slave.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Can confirm a Masters is pointless. Especially when everyone else at your table in the pub has a PhD.

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m laughing to think what happens when the market is saturated with PhDs.

Will everyone need to be a professor to be competitive?

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

If you got the degree you can land a basic government job that isn't in a major city. Process permits for 20 an hour in a small town easily. And the smaller more rural towns don't usually require a degree and will consider someone who will just live in town.

And from there you can work you way up way better than any corporate environment.

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[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (26 children)

Why are people talking like being a mechanic is bum work, or like there's a huge overhead cost in being a mechanic, or that you have to go to trade school to be a mechanic, or like mechanic work is going away?

None of these is true.

Mechanics will always have work, usually with overtime, and usually pay is very decent.

No degree required. Certs optional.

Tools are very affordable when you're not buying them all at once.

Lots of room to change specializations.

ICE mechanics are still going to be hugely in demand because the Internal Combustion Engine isn't going anywhere, even if they stop putting them in some/ most automobiles. But there are dozens of other mechanical disciplines, and as long as you know how to (when to) then a wrench, you can always get a job.

A bearing is a bearing, whether it's on a crank shaft, an electric motor, a tail pulley, or a garage door.

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[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

While college sure aint the answer to everything, spending your days jerking off and watching TV sure aint the answer either.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

There should be more of a plan for young adults and society than "good luck," if they want it. The fact that it's basically chaos is insane to me.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Honestly, if you're in this situation, and you have any interest at all in education, or just think it wouldn't drive you mad, look into substitute teaching. In my area the only requirement to be a substitute is to have any bachelor's degree and to be able to pass a very rigorous background check. (Think fingerprinting.) I'm currently exploring a mid-career transition to K12 teaching, and I'm planning on doing a bunch of substitute teaching in the coming school year. Substitutes make about $260/day in my district. Not amazing money, but it still comes to a solid $30/hr or so. And there's enough demand at least where I'm at that they often have postings go unfilled.

And hell, just getting out of the house and regularly interacting with people will do wonders for your mental health. I wouldn't recommend substitute teaching as a permanent career. But for someone in transition or trying to get started, it's a great option. It's a very useful way of getting past the trap of "I need experience to get the job, but I need the job to get experience." At least in my area, if you've got a bachelor's and a clean criminal record, you can become a substitute.

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon was 23 in 2022.

Rest assured, it's much worse now.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Me too brotha, me too…crank that hog for me one time please o7

[–] Moxie_empathizer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

If mechanically inclined, consider FAA Airframe and Powerplant mechanic. You'll never want for work the wages are great and there's contracting opportunities all over the world. Really the worst best part is that the defense and "war" sector of aircraft work does pay the best.

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel like I'm alone with this one, but if you have options, swallow your pride and take them. It's a paycheck, and can always lead to something better. I took a paycheck job at a retail store and I'm on the management team. Is it something to brag about? God no, it sucks. But my bills are paid and I can advance.

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[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just got my PhD in December and still jobless. I agree with this sentiment.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It’s terrifying though. Don’t these people worry what will happen when their parents die? Even if the house is paid off, you still have a lot of monthly expenses.

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[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)

You can always get a job as a prison guard. Sidebar, you get a job that's below you and then start a business on paper that's doing something relevant to your degree field and you hire yourself. Then you put that shit on your resume, wham bam thank you mam, one year later and some interview preparation you got your pick of the litter.

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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yet folks on my Lemmy post said its the best time ever to start a business and everyone can do it. I do not understand how. Even though I have hard work ethic and a ton of ideas. I do not get how it works.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

You can always start a business. It only takes a little bit of money to setup an LLC or something.

Whether or not that business makes money... Probably best not to talk about that.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What's wrong with being a mechanic?

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Probably just that he's already spent 4 years getting a bachelor's degree and only now finds out it's insufficient to land a job and now he has to do more school and cross his fingers that improves his job-seeking situation. (It should, but so should a bachelor's degree.)

Honestly, "what's wrong with a master's degree" is almost as good a question, except that it would likely require going into more debt than trade school would.

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[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

just having a job these days is you being ahead.

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